Not been on twitter for like 10 year but I'm here now to let you all know that Kaitlyn Olsen is the best PHYSICAL comedian we've seen for the last 20 odd year. Not taking questions cos there's no debate. Thanx
Great news. Our Supreme Leader is banning smoking in public areas, that way you can live longer to get stabbed in the street, or even freeze to death when you hit pension age.
@IrvineWelsh I'm off to Edinburgh this weekend, I'd love to visit some places mentioned in your books/seen on the films. Can anybody help me out with must see places please?
@RealBobMortimer hiya Robert. I tweeted before but got no reply. That's OK, you must have been busy down the showbiz centre. However, where you at the Blondie tribute in Stockton back in October? We are still arguing about whether it was you or not. Thank you.
He's got a pedo tash, mullet, singing in a fake Irish accent and playing karate at the age of 60....but Anthony Kiedis still manages to pull it off! #rhcp#BlackSummer#johnfrusciante