Merrimack Valley native

GenX feminist | mama | home cook | engineer 🔀 journalist 🔀 comms director, ever debugging | wanderluster | MA ➡️ DC ➡️ NYC ➡️ LA ➡️ ?? | she/her

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

The degree to which I look forward to posting this story each year is a bit embarrassing. But not enough so to stop me from doing it. https://t.co/uEWOtMozVr

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@Citi the pettiness, agesim, and all-around greed here of @Citi knows no bounds. I do not bank with them and never will.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

This will surprise no one but @Citi is the absolute worst. Imagine them demanding you send them a fax (a FAX? Is it 1985?!) of your power of attorney documents for your gravely ill parent and them losing it twice and then my being "denied POA" but they can't tell you why

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

So @citi is trying to get me to pay off her bill with late fees from when my parent was in the hospital, which I am declining to do

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”
https://t.co/83s5ysBnyS

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@heybonanos A dirty delete if there ever was one

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@jerrysaltz @whitneymuseum I met him at a coffee shop in LA, had no idea who he was till I googled him but we had the loveliest chat

[Flic Everett @fliceverett]

Are there any women who would have got into this submarine? Anyone?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

According to the School Nutrition Association, the average unpaid lunch debt for any given reporting school district is about $22,650.

At $250k a pop, one of those Titanic submersible tickets could pay off all the unpaid school lunch debt for 11 separate school districts.

[Jerry Saltz @jerrysaltz]

Donald Trump: Rapist.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@asarahlarson @heybonanos I'm Mrs. Garrett's age now and approaching Mrs. Roper territory... if you need me I'll be under the covers ordering tropical-print muumuus from my phone

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

Read it all and YES

[Lisa Rubin @lawofruby]

CARROLL: When E. Jean Carroll talks about the loss of her reputation, it's hard for Millennial, Gen Z, and frankly, even Gen Xers like me, to fully appreciate what she lost. Yes, she was an advice columnist for @ELLEmagazine. But she was also the stuff of journalistic legend. 1/

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@tripleblip This is delightful in every way possible

[Christopher Bonanos @heybonanos]

Presidents of the United States of Bon Jovi

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@alanalda I was a kid and it was the first time I cried during the final ep of a TV show.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

I know.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

40 years ago today. If you know, you know.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@jerrysaltz ugh my eyes MY EYES

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@Brttnyblm Like not in a good junk-food way—in a throw-the-bag-away-after-one-bite, I-can't-believe-this-was-ever-appealing-to-me way. If only short term you can enjoy the highs of nights together and then enjoy moving ALL the way on and forward, no regrets, no looking back.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@Brttnyblm Been there and am now speaking from the other side of this chasm. I used to think I'd never get over these kinds of guys. Happy to say that I was very wrong about this. They will start to feel like man junk food after a while.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

No

[sara petersen @slouisepetersen]

It happened. The first text thread bringing up
S U M M E R C A M P.

The date: January fucking fourth.

[Merrimack Valley native @deborahglenn]

@hanalyst Somehow in that camp still