Deborah Graff

Writer. Happy-adjacent.

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@LabradorRodeo The injustice of it all!

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@LabradorRodeo Should I serve as arbiter?

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Someone needs to check on Steve Kornacki. He’s breaking down the differences between the four Colorado Blvd Targets.

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@Ballroom20Line Got in line outside under the tents at 1:45. Line is still moving slowly but surely toward the Ballroom at 2:07.

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@SD_Comic_Con Yes me too! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@KatCOrtega No snow at my house—I feel cheated!

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@RobotDeathSquad @csessions_tru @robert_graff This was the only one I was sure of! I still wish I’d taken a photo despite the hulking bodyguard who took one look at my tentatively posed phone and shook his head menancingly.

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@RobotDeathSquad @baroquebobcat I am on the verge of buying a new rice cooker. Tell me more please, do you recommend a specific model?

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@EmilyRNunn @ChrisGNguyen I don’t even remember how I started following you. I just like the way you write and the interesting things you say. Salad, politics, sandwiches. It’s all good.

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@robert_graff The kids say I should retweet this to help it go viral

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@RobotDeathSquad @pdxposhy Same stress here. If my 14yo can get a booster today I might keep her home a week. But I don’t have clarity yet on whether anywhere is actually doing boosters for the 12-15 year olds yet, or if there are more hoops yet to be jumped through.

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@RobotDeathSquad I believe I saw @robert_graff doing this for breakfast today.

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@amy_k_hall @XianMind Thanks to Amy and the magic of algorithms, I’m seeing this too, and I’m not happy about it.

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@RobotDeathSquad I hire someone to clean the area rugs and sofas once a year. It’s expensive. As a stopgap I would try to borrow a rug cleaner; maybe ask your online neighborhood groups.

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@RobotDeathSquad I want this.

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@RobotDeathSquad Accurate.

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@haleshannon Yes! Also, my teens are borrowing many of their assigned books for high school English class. My 16yo likes to listen to the audio version while reading the text at the same time.

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@AmmoniteInk We gave out ramen packets along with candy and you have never seen more excited teenage trick-or-treaters.

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@RobotDeathSquad I shamelessly prod and squeeze them in the store for just this reason

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@HMCWrites @Amy_Ariel_Fitz @ShannonHassan Congratulations! Your book sounds fantastic!