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[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Like clockwork…

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Thierry Ennui @TitiEnnui]

For Those Who Waited 22 Years.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔊 VOLUME UP!!

Listen to North London the exact second Arsenal won the League last night… 🤯🏆

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, attacks Iran and kills its Supreme Leader*

Infantino:

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

i’m in a restaurant in paris last night, getting by in french but the waiter is sceptical of me.

then a 50yo american guy walks in, full volume: “DO YOU GUYS HAVE COFFEE!?”

i’m off the hook - parisian waiter looks like he’s going to be physically sick. european unity restored.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Somewhat of a random fact: the last time Denmark sold an island to the US was in 1917. That island was Little Saint James, more commonly known today as “Epstein Island.”

[Maia @maiamindel]

it's kind of insanely on the nose how maria corina machado is the second ever person to gift away their nobel peace prize and the first was some guy in nazi occupied norway who gave it to joseph goebbels as a bargaining chip and got nothing out of it

[Stephen @TILIKI_OS]

Last season, when Pep Guardiola was worried about Manchester City’s chances of qualifying for the Champions League, they went out and spent over €200 million on Marmoush, Khusanov, Gonzalez, Reiss, and others.

At the start of this season, they signed Cherki and Reijnders, and even blocked Newcastle from signing Trafford. When it became clear that signing Trafford was a mistake, they simply went out and signed Donnarumma instead. Trafford now sits on the bench, when he could have been a guaranteed starter at Newcastle.

Now, in January, Pep is concerned about missing out on the title for a second consecutive season. What does he do? What he does best. He spends again. Over €100 million sanctioned on Semenyo and Guehi, with the latter reportedly handed a weekly wage of around €350,000.

No club can operate like this in consecutive seasons, except that lot on the other side of London.

And still, there is no word on the outcome of their 115 financial charges. Most media outlets barely care anymore. The few that try to discuss it seem to be conveniently silenced.

Yet this is the team the rest of the league cannot stop fawning over. Even Liverpool fans are busy praising them.

This league is cooked.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: The people who did this to Gaza are deeply concerned that Iran might have broken international humanitarian law

[adi @perfectcelebrty]

this being my favourite video ever

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I liked shrek as a kid but I wish they told us that his accent wasn't an ogre thing. imagine my surprise when I learned Scottish people are real. the stuff of nightmares

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

How many more videos, witnesses, and victims before the world admits this is systematic and state backed? lsrael backs these settler terrorists. Palestinians are a threat just for existing.