coffeegreg

comic & writer based in ATX

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

I Know What You Did Last Brat Summer

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

Bestie you have GOT to try Agoraphobia.
It’s EVERYthing

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

You want a font for sarcasm
I want a font for anxiety:

D̷̝̐͂o̸̺̥̽ ̷͈̇͝y̶̟̋o̸̱̎ủ̸͚̳ ̷̨̣͌̂ș̷̔͜t̷̳̝̅ì̷͔l̸̼̺̎l̷͉̿ ̸͙̓l̸̻͎̈́̽i̸̤̕ķ̵͒ę̷̖͐͊ ̴̼̫͗͂m̷̩̀͠e̵͔͊̊
̴̦̦͌̎D̶̞͋̋͜i̸͔̽͌d̴͕͠ ̷̨̎̌I̷̡͕̕ ̸̦͛͠d̴̘̲̈́̎ô̴̰̽ ̷͕̍̈́ͅs̷̠͙̍̀o̸̗͂͒m̶͉̻̊ę̸̪̊̂t̶̬̆͝h̸̥͋͒i̶̼̳̽n̶̬̎g̶̩̒ ̴͚͎̄͘w̵̰͋͒r̵͖̔͒o̶̳̦̓̈́n̴̗͗g

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

When I was 9, an old witch put a curse on me that makes it so I’m only happy when I hear laughter.
My therapist is trying to help me break that curse

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

@SchrodingrsBrat You’re my favorite follow on Twitter in a long time

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

You’re in his DMs, I’m on his list of people he’ll apologize to when he goes through the 12 Step program. We are not the same

[Fryan @ronpaulgaultier]

STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL INTO THE THIRD PLACE! commuting to work with my gay bf @outer_zon3 & his guest, the funny & delightful @decafgreg, as they discuss the XBOX 360 Orange Box sleeper hit Portal and its sequel Portal 2! REMEMBER, THE CAKE IS A LIE https://t.co/UoJZft9xjO

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

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[fella @outer_zon3]

THE THIRD PLACE 25 - FUN WITH PORTALS w/ @decafgreg

Portal 1 & 2, labyrinths, science, humor, grim, puzzles, cake, gardening robots, valve way, Glados, turret opera, PSN hack, and more.

APPLE: https://t.co/owHlR4qWPT

[corby @corypeterlane]

When I fail as an actor I'm going to move to the Midwest and Whiplash a teenager into being really good at short form improv

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

I hate when I can’t tell if a guy is gay, or if he’s just really into Disney.
One is super annoying, and the other one is into Disney.

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

These are getting oddly specific

[clintoris @clintoris]

Well I woke up to Spotify wrapped calling me a faggot

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

I learned these tips from How to Have Impossible Conversations: A Very Practical Guide.

This book helped me get more out of difficult conversations and refine my own beliefs. Check it out for more tips!

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

10 tips for disagreements during Thanksgiving dinner

[coffeegreg @decafgreg]

10) Use scales.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you in that belief?"

If they're not a 10, ask them, "Why are you a 9 and not a 10?" This might prompt them to explore their doubts. This is often where things get interesting.