Imagine slugging a Lagerbomb after a Linus Ullmark kick save up to the half wall snatched by Eklund stretch pass to Lagerger Hoen for a snapshot semi breakaway from the top of the circle. Seriously. I’d be so drunk off that. My phone is at 1%
As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?
Sources: The Edmonton Oilers are consulting with Heaven to see if there are any objections before potentially hiring Satan. Amid allegations of leading a rebellion against God, Satan was cast out of Heaven by the Archangel Michael. Further investigation may be required.
Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.
Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.