Décolla 🏳️‍⚧️

28 | murican
funniest person you haven’t followed yet

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I’ll live long enough to attain human immortality just to spite transphobes

[Décolla 🏳️‍⚧️ @decollacarmine]

@psykodynamic Doe’s motion to compel is Doc 80, which states what you’re thinking of: that KF member-gated the content due to the lawsuit.

Doc 142, the court denies the motion to compel due to lack of jurisdiction over nonparty KF.

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@Gilbytweets you can tell that trans women are women because people don’t think they’re capable of making jokes

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@machinegunkelly larp

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@BambonMiau cackled at this I’m so sorry

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@WillowMouseDoll dog to deer transition wave

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I think videos like these are resurging in popularity because innately we want to see more of our fellow human beings

[(Aura) EllyTheBelly🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 @NOTBBB0650]

YOU FOOL!! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!

AURRAAAAA MOOOOODDDDEEE!!!!

[Décolla 🏳️‍⚧️ @decollacarmine]

trump for some reason:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We charted the human Ga-Nome to cure diseases.

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@shenanigansen is it time for me to start following this

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@DineshDSouza looney tunes ass spear wobble physics

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Jesse Eisenberg for definitely no reason:
“chatgpt write a script where I successfully rob a bank make no mistakes”

[Variety @Variety]

Jesse Eisenberg says he sometimes "experiments with AI" to see if it's good at writing:

"I’m totally paranoid. I sometimes experiment with AI to see whether it’s good at writing. And it’s still not. I’m paranoid, so I check and it still isn’t. Thank God. I say, 'Write a scene like this.' I’m just testing it to make sure it’s bad, and it’s still bad. So I’m relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good? How far are we from a kid putting on a pair of goggles and saying, 'I want to watch a movie about me where I rob a bank and then kiss the girl I’m in love with at school. Here are pictures of her, here are pictures of me' and then they press play? I’m paranoid about that."

https://t.co/sfyGSeQYlc

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white woman tears are a cis thing only

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@NeitheYAGI zoomed in to see if it was Rabies Ronnie
it was

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@TheOmniLiberal holy shit

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@skittybitty_yt time to replace all of them with trans women

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@Cizzy_mac bot

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@pranavvk Deadlock mentioned??

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celebrating the midterm results by going out and getting an abortion

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@ConnorMEwing when he died, the curse was lifted

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@LauraLoomer defeat is looming