Crowdstrike just put out steps to remediate the current outage on the end users side. They've emailed them out to every customer and partner. Go check your inboxes!
For those that don't understand what is going on there is a major outage of tons of services and businesses going on globally right now. There is a work around but it is more difficult for companies that encrypted their drives with tools like bitlocker. Some stuff won't work today and it may take a while to fix it all.
Steps are in the image attached:
It's so funny how some One Piece fans get so insecure when you say the series is goofy and they're like "NO ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY SERIOUS AND DARK!" like if you're a One Piece fan you obviously enjoy it in part for the goofiness what's with all the denial and coping?