Dedamola

[#ImranRoofing & Properties🏠 @imran_services]

Are you seeing the level of our wickedness in this nation,
what kind of country is this self

[Johnson Taiwo 🇬🇧 @Johnsontaiwo_]

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[Dedamola @dedamolayanfe]

@posko__ Good evening. I’m interested. Thank you.

[Dedamola @dedamolayanfe]

A very wicked and selfish man. To be a woman is really really hard sha.

[KING @wahalaMann]

After having 3 kids, a couple decided they were done having children. The wife got an IUD, but it caused months of bleeding, so they eventually removed it.

They switched to condoms, but the husband kept complaining.

Now the wife suggests a vasectomy. She says it’s safe and, according to her research, shouldn’t affect his sex life. The husband thinks she’s insane. He is only 39 and doesn’t want more kids either, but the thought of permanently losing the ability to father a child messes with him mentally.

He then suggests that she undergo a minor surgery to tie her tubes. She refuses and calls him selfish. This issue has caused months of unrest in their home

[Dear LayoHomes @layoproperty]

Not me doing it with them 😭🤣❤️

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

I can't explain it, but it seems your fortune changes based on your location. That is why a moving man meets his luck. Keep moving and don't be static. When you find your place, consolidate. A word is too much for the wise.

[imaan - Z6 on the way 🐆 @malik_legion]

FINALLYYYY GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES!!!! im obsessed with this 😭❤️‍🔥

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

A population kept in survival mode is less likely to organize, protest, or revolt. That’s why I believe this economic hardship isn’t accidental.

[Ayòmídé @Ayomide]

Person go chop allocation meant for your hospitals, roads, water works, schools…. You go see the person for community still they call them ‘your excellency’ and be groveling like a puppet that you are, all in the name of cultural respect….

You need to respect yourself first!

[Ayòmídé @Ayomide]

Nigerians are quite loud about the concept of ‘respect’ but I do not think we are largely a respectful people.

What we even call respect is just Plutolatory: obsessive admiration, devotion, or literal worship of money and the people who hold it,

And of course authoritarianism.

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

You demanded to be the head of the house. Yet you do not know how to operate the washing machine you bought.

You cannot boil water without asking where the salt is.

When your wife gets sick, the entire household logistics collapse in less than 12 hours.

You are just a heavily subsidized dependent with a deep voice.

Weaponized incompetence = embarrassment.

And many of you are on this train of incompetence.

A real man knows the architecture of his own domain. He can step in and run the entire operation seamlessly.

Stop being a burden.

[Ayeesha @AyeshaLiq]

“If na by age, Lola senior Jude”

I burst laugh. Marry a PROTECTOR 🤭🤭

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

If a woman looks at me the way Peter kept looking at Paul in this video, I’m marrying her asap. This guy loves and adores his brother so much man.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Don't watch if your IQ isn't higher than the level of a slack-jawed TikTok shitposter👇🏾

[IzuChukwu @IzukennyBliss]

I love to hear eloquent young people. This guy is not up to 25, but his speaking gives him away as a lover of books and an avid reader.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

One thing that has always fascinated me is how some Nigerian men talk about pregnancy.

They have mothers who sold in the market throughout their pregnancies. They have wives who work until they go on maternity leave. They have sisters who raised toddlers while carrying another baby. They have seen women cook, clean, work, commute, and care for their families while pregnant.

Yet the moment they see a video of a pregnant white woman going to the gym, hiking, or simply being active, they suddenly act as if Nigerian women are lazy.

Where did this narrative come from? The women in your own life have been active through pregnancy for decades, so why are they invisible until it's time to compare them with someone else?

Maybe the issue isn't that Nigerian women are lazy, maybe you just hate your women so much you no longer see their strength.

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[Dedamola @dedamolayanfe]

Shameeee!!!!!

[It Was A Good Day @It_Was_A_Good_D]

This is funny because the way I see this match is either:

- England trashes Argentina well, something like 4+ goals

- Argentina scrapes through on penalties or extra time

Nothing like left foot of god at 39 bro

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Any leader you cannot question is a tyrant
Any group you cannot question is a cult
Any belief you cannot question is a dogma

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.