Mwende Mutetei

Ambivert. Dream chaser. Foodie. Lover of beautiful spaces.

[Dan Reese @DanReese21]

My daughter's middle school has the most direct fundraising strategy and I'm here for it.

We can skip the whole charade.

[K'OgaloPundit @KogaloPundit]

We need institutions to work in this country. We can't continue living in a country where for anything to work, the President must 'order' (mostly to score political points)...

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ulimanage?

[Malaysia ❤️ @carienimwa]

Harambee stars walipewa, police wakapewa, now teachers. All by roadside declarations. Question is, what is this affordable housing BS about? Because it definitely isn't about housing for the poor and getting rid of slums. Maliza uende haki. Unachosha

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

So you're gifting houses that I'm paying for in taxes you forced me to pay. Treating MY PAYSLIP as YOUR CAMPAIGN KITTY?

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

Actually need Nairobi governor aspirants to start talking about how they’re going to fix this mess. Sakaja checked out. He knows he’s not coming back. Msee probably anajisort tu.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

The Stanchart Social Media guy/lady typing that “Happy Customer Service Week from us to you” text knowing well that the system will be down over the weekend.

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

Ok I won’t buy it 😂
It might do this on King’ara road 😂

[Ian Keyaer @ian_keyaer]

I was shot 3 times in the back outside Parliament on June 25, 2024. I was among those shot that day and I was the only one who survived. My name was even listed among those who had died. The media did not expect me to make it.

We went out together, my friends never came back. I carry them with me every day. May they rest in peace. 🙏

Over 2 years later I have refused to give up. I have lived through a severe spinal cord injury, chronic pain, sepsis, bladder stones and countless hospital admissions.

I am now asking for help with the costs that come with my recovery; Physiotherapy, medication, follow-up appointments and other medical expenses.

My biggest goal is to keep working on my recovery and regain my independence.

Please support me:

https://t.co/UFydS4BpUV

God bless you. 🙏

@Honeyfarsafi @VOCALAfrica_ @LarryMadowo @AmnestyKenya

[Spinster 🇰🇪 @IamGeci]

It’s your civic duty to not fuel at a Stabex.

[Mwende Mutetei @dedemutetei]

Well in @Mmutetei, keep shining🤩🥳

[Mutetei Mutisya @Mmutetei]

From visibility to understanding. 🌍

I had the privilege of chairing the 22nd @AFRAC_Official Marketing & Communication Committee Meeting during the 17th AFRAC General Assembly & Meetings in Gaborone, Botswana.

It was encouraging to reflect on a productive year in which the MCC achieved 86% of its planned 2026 outputs, strengthening AFRAC's visibility, communication capacity and engagement across continental and global platforms.

But the more important conversation was about what comes next: strengthening our corporate identity and digital platforms, increasing member amplification, engaging major African trade platforms, and connecting accreditation more clearly with trade, industry and the people it ultimately serves.

I remain convinced that communication should not merely make accreditation visible; it should make accreditation understood.

Grateful to my fellow MCC members for their commitment and to SADCAS for hosting us.

#AFRACGA2026 #AFRAC #Accreditation #StrategicCommunication

[kaahaani @misskaahaani]

things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:

-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good (sniffs loudly)
-mama said you have weak neck muscles…make them stronga…then i can take you to school
-i have a strong neck, look (aggressively moves her head around)
-you have no teeth, look i have so many (grins)
-why you crying? tummy time is soooo fun (lays in front of the baby on her tummy)
-(loud whisper) NO SCRATCHING
-i would cry too if i was a baby
-mama said you can’t watch bluey, that is so sad (spends ten minutes telling her sister about bluey)
-dad makes dinosaurs sounds, it not a real dinosaur, they extin-t, don’t cry, we just playin'
-if dinosaurs were real, i would protecc you
-i had coffee one time (she absolutely did not)
-I heard you burp…you are ‘upposed to say excuse meeeeeee
-mama says you have knees but i dont see them…where are they (inspects legs)
-i have a pink car, you can sit in it
-you are my baby foreverrrrrrrr
-(pulling a miss rachel) [hcf's name], can you say mama? maaa-maaa. your turn! (baby coos) good try!
-can you clap? (claps loudly and startles the baby)
-[hcf's name] where is your nose? (touches the baby’s nose) there it is!
-oh my gosh so cute (every time the baby sneezes)
-i love you (baby coos) no i love you more because i am bigger (baby coos) no no i love you more (baby coos) you can't even talk yet so i win

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

Accidentally taught my nephew the wrong name for seagulls when he was four and didn't realize until his teacher called my sister to ask why he kept insisting they were called "beach chickens" during their unit on coastal wildlife. Apparently he got into a full argument with another kid about it and refused to back down because "my uncle works with animals" (I'm a veterinarian, which technically made it worse). My sister made me call him and admit I'd been wrong. He's nine now and still brings it up at family dinners. Last Thanksgiving he introduced me to his friend as "the uncle who doesn't know what birds are called." I deserve this.

[Kakwenza Rukirabashaija @KakwenzaRukira]

What a shot! A train below, A380 landing…

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The scariest deadline in life isn't turning thirty or forty.

It's going home for the holidays and noticing your parents walk just a little slower each year, while you are still trying to get your life together.

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Anyway, chukueni kura. Kuna kazi inahitaji mbogi.

[25th June 2024 ✊🇰🇪 @kuirab]

Yaani, this man will even get the old men of Muthaiga to leave their Whitecaps at the table and go vote 😂 beautiful scenes all over

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

There's a small window in life when your parents are healthy, your children are little, and everyone is happy and together. It feels like it will last forever, it won’t. Cherish every moment of it.

[Rich Homie Quan 🙅🏽‍♀️ @robyn_thique]

You thought God sends it via DHL to the church abi weytn? 😭

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

In the book, Animal Farm, Napoleon & Squealor rewrite history so much such that yesterday's sin becomes today's virtue that older animals who remember the truth begin to doubt their own memories.

Life imitates art. And vice versa.