Erin

Married, CPA. Loves food and booze. Current events junkie, animal lover.

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@FedExHelp Your employees have flat out lied to us today. Claimed they tried to deliver twice but guess what? We have a Ring and no one from FedEx stopped at my house or rang my doorbell. I'll be going to the local office Monday to get my package and address this further

[Tampa International Airport ✈️ @FlyTPA]

Rush hour on the runway... still not as bad as the Howard Frankland 🤭

[tbt* @tbtnewspaper]

We took a breathalyzer to Gasparilla. Here’s what we found. https://t.co/MFQHU4hEDJ

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@htracy084 haha MK would have none of that

[Erin @dedicated1776]

Woohoo! RT @CruiseCritic: For the first time, you can buy @Sephora beauty products in duty-free shops on cruise ships. https://t.co/V1ORTtB2zR

[Erin @dedicated1776]

Similarly, having your grocery list on your phone is also highly inefficient. Write it on paper or get the fuck out of my way.

[Erin @dedicated1776]

GROCERY SHOPPING IS NOT QUALITY FAMILY TIME!!!!

[Erin @dedicated1776]

Please leave your spouse, stroller, and children at home. You are taking too much space and moving way too slowly because, for some reason, every item has to be debated before going in the cart.

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@secpompeo What's life like as a giant LIAR?

[Snezana🌷 @BgSnezana]

Meet Elsa the koala joey ❄️🐨💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 By @australianreptilepark

[Erin @dedicated1776]

Who was the kid at the #NHLAllStar game? Can someone hire her please? She is superb. My whole family was sitting here like 😍😍😍😍

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@htracy084 rofl girl

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@elle_jayy @JennCunningham2 @TB_Times The dog was attacking the horses, not spooking them.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Sex is for:
- a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife
- a man & his mistress
- a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister
- a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules

[Erin @dedicated1776]

@htracy084 rofl omg

[Erin @dedicated1776]

Hard to be too sympathetic to these condo owners. RT @tbtnewspaper: ICYMI: Tampa's Park & Rec patrons are encouraged to #getrecd. They do, say condo owners who live above the bar.

Now, there's a lawsuit. https://t.co/0SQ9eWzHA1

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Last week, I placed my hand and footprints at Hollywood's @ChineseTheatres. An extraordinary honor to receive and special to have some of my first Hollywood colleagues @LevarBurton, @Gates_McFadden, @Marina_Sirtis, and @BrentSpiner there.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Trevor Spaulding.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

If you’re not vaccinating you’re kids because of a fear of disability, then your just choosing a different potential disability.