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life’s funny like that ☭

[. @dedscott]

happiness is hard, sometimes you gotta work for it

[. @dedscott]

a docusign to end a war is kinda funny

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The US and Iran have electronically signed the Memorandum of Understanding to end the conflict, with the agreement now officially in effect, per Axios

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Khamenei watching his son regime change the US

[. @dedscott]

i think they’re trying to see how close they can get to $1B before people start asking questions

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The cost of Trump’s W.H. ballroom project has reportedly ballooned to $600 million — with taxpayers on the hook for half of it https://t.co/ivZB7vUUlC

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

The video ending with him speeding through a crosswalk

[Aᴍɪʀ @AmirIGM]

I'm crying Iran actually regime-changed America

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

bad day to be a duck

[. @dedscott]

lmao

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

UFC fighters at the White House got paid with Trump family stablecoins, per FORTUNE

[Dick Whittler @WhittleDick_]

This used to cost like $5.99

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[. @dedscott]

miami i’ll always love u

[. @dedscott]

good to know coyo is still jumpin on sunday nights. the recipes have been preserved

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.

This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.

If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[BAP @mama_mia_09]

Fuck that credit! Stop using our shit at all! Yall ain’t got no traditional dances to do over there? What’s YOUR culture?!

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

if yo mama not built like this u not going to the league. them IG baddies not gettin lil man there

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former #49ers All-Pro DE Aldon Smith spent part of the final day of his life delivering pizzas to a local homeless charity (pictured below).

Hours later, he was found unresponsive in a vehicle and was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Smith was 36 years old. His cause of death is pending.

Story via @sfchronicle: https://t.co/J2B6JBu7eO