Ted

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

I never once approached a woman in my entire life and I got everything I wanted

[Puds @havingalaugh]

posting a single "lol" in the groupchat while everyone's riffing

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

one of the hardest pics ever

[Andrew @Swordfish978]

How does he do it? How is he perfect?

[Ted @dedtoil]

Thinking once again about the elf on a shelf christmas special that was playing on the back of my uber drivers seat

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i want to project this paragraph onto the surface of the moon

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

no shit our entire country is run by a veritable multiverse of this exact lady

[Eva @favoritedvd]

The Nice Guys (2016)

[AboveUp @AboveUp]

Fighting games are the greatest invention of our lifetime.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

A hilarious comment from SPIKE LEE in response to Green Book (2018) winning the Oscar for Best Picture.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

We need to reboot Myth Busters just to explain the cop slide. Only need one episode.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This is like a chimpanzee recognizing itself in the mirror

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

one of the things I love about Gosling as a performer is how all his best performances are either built from internalized nearly dialogue-free brooding or his go-for-broke maximalist comic instincts, with relatively little in between

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

just watched just watched
oppenheimer barbie

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

“i just felt seen” -mom on oppenheimer
“it asks the more interesting questions of the two movies”-dad on barbie