Dan Richards, First Class. 💅

Proud gay man trying to do right by my son who I recently got custody of. I am a parody account exposing my cold dead white scraggly chest hair to own haters.

[Dan Richards, First Class. 💅 @dedunkingparody]

@RockwellRises A true American

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@ifonlytheylist Omg I love screwdriver

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@TheProjectUnity Yum! This what them #ancient #Egyptians had in minds when theys done built them big ol triangles out there in that litterbox of a wasteland: EXPLOITATION of HAWT! YOUNG! SEXY THANGS! I talk about this topic and more on my sultry ADULTS ONLY pawdcast😈@DeDunkingPast After Dark💋

[Dan Richards, First Class. 💅 @dedunkingparody]

@wolfast Oh honey! Them sweet little itches. Reminds me when I was a hot young number rockin a tight bod at the main switch yard. Waiting for the next flock of hobos to unload off the boxcars straight into this bootie. I talk about my steamy memories and more on @DeDunkingPast after dark!

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@DrDavidMiano Thank u Davie for kneeling to me. Since I am big time & my functional alcoholism has not been exposed to the public (yet), I’d like to use this time to remind all my viewers that I am a CELEBRITY now. Crowned by @joerogan himself. Please act accordingly to my new social station

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@pliniocruzmma @MisfitsBoxing @DAZNCombat @DAZN This is so exciting! Nothing shivers my timbers like a big ol mountain of man to climb. Thankfully I have my biggie-boos now. Sashay on over to my after hours podcast @DeDunkingPast After dark! Where I go over in detail the exciting new Breeding Program for Elongated Skulls! 💋

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@MichaelButtonX @DeDunkingPast Thanks Mikey you big sweetheart! So spankful @joerogan didn’t use the thumbnail he was funnin me with 🙈 Since I’m practically the now QUEEN of ill-informed opinion based fringe science podcasters You may tithe 10% of your income from 2027 onwards. Thanks for the support hon! 💋

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@RealAlexJones YIKES SISTERS! Let’s all try to figure out what is going on, and how we can protect ourselves against the spread of HATERS against HAWTIES! Let’s face it, the political world stage is no beauty pageant, the hawties need to be on high alert for the ugly and jealous. It’s gross 💋

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@PiersUncensored @FlintDibble @piersmorgan @noahsarkscans OMG! So proud of you honey deer!

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Special @joeroganhq announcementē. Some of you know I have entered into #BREEDINGPROGRAM2027 with my partner Biggie. I decided to surprise my fans by giving birth to my new litter of star-seeds on the Joseph Rogan radio program! Tune in and listen to history! #bigfoot #miracle

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@joerogan thanks a bunch for acknowledgment and knee bending to my new position as The Next #ArtBell! I got all you little no good chicken heads in my crosshairs. It’s over. I am the new Rock-N-Roll scientist! #breedingprogram2027 #elongated #skulls #besties at #questies 💋

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@AquarianAgeArt @Graham__Hancock @DeDunkingPast Honey I’m a bottle of corn liquor that packs a first class wallop! Cum try me. I’ll make you wish you only took a sip of this tall cool drink 🍹

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@derek__olson 💋Hey DeeDee! @DeDunkingPast here to let you know, I’ve been selected by the powers that be to carry the hybrid offspring of Bigfoot 🫈 ELONGATED SKULLS populating the world shall all be my offspring. I am the new Eve, slink on over and take a big ol bite of my apple 🍎😈🙈

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@BrightInsight6 @DeDunkingPast 💋That there meanie Lee was cummin at my mans Biggie. He’s jealous I am in the ELONGATED SKULL breeding program. Soon the world will meet the offspring of the worlds only rock-n-roll scientist! DeDunkaroo Danzai & the Spokane Cavaliers are taking over the world

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@DeDunkingPast I’m kind of a big deal now. 🫰🏻 be sure to watch me make a fool of myself AGAIN on stage in #austin drop code BREEDINGPROGRAM2027 for 0.00003% discount at checkout! I can’t wait to dish details for my fans about my hot new man

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Breaking News! Biggie and I have decided to go PUBLIC with our #trans #species relationship ⚧️ Not only will we be our own breeding program to make superior offspring with #elongated #skulls they will also possess a FULL # head of gorgeous hair! Unlike @joerogan💅 #BLESSED 🙏🫈🧑‍🍼

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@AHC_Channel @DeDunkingPast Won’t be no difference. My son who I recently got custody of has a new daddy.

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@DrDavidMiano @BrightInsight6 Come at this hot little number! I fight likes them polecats do! Of all them things I done been knowin about you is plum scandalicious! Honey I will viciously scratch ya face! Snatch ya wig! Out sass ya! First class ya! I’m Dan Richards baby boy! Famous Celebrity 💋