Dee Wannabe

Cynical synesthete.
Religion kills, science heals.
Good bitch.

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@DRVawl Who gives a shit

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@BiyahBaby @pattonoswalt go back to school

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

In a newly translated novel, the narrator, an urban rambler, calls New York “a city of zombies glued to cell phone screens.” Has the age of flânerie—idle, observant walking—passed? https://t.co/b5lH66gLiT

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@KSTP Idiots.

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@hitRECordJoe My mom had such a cow about me wanting that album. Eventually got it, tho :)

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@StarTribune How embarrassing

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@nzherald why? leave it tf alone!

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@Jrfitzg god no

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@MarielleMohs @WCCO Right, bitch?

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@MarielleMohs @WCCO That's a great way to get Socked In The Face!

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#prolife

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Our COVID numbers are looking better and better – and the efforts Minnesotans are making are a big part of that progress.

We’ve asked a lot of you this year. Thank you for continuing to make sacrifices for your neighbors, Minnesota.

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@RoxannaKline14 No one cares what you think.

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@WTFBULLETIN @FirenzeMike You don't get out much, do you?

[KNSI News @KNSI]

Authorities say 16-year-old Mackenzie "Kenzie" Rose Langner left her foster care placement residence in the Duluth area around 2 p.m. October 31st, and has not been heard from since then. https://t.co/wMTcbiI4nm

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary