Dermot Brannigan

Singer. Comedian. Poet. Charlatan.

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

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[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

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[I Blame The LHC @NickKao13]

@DreyfusJames "Got any gays you want taking for a cuppa, missus?"

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

Thoughts with Ian Ward right now.

Sounds utterly gutted New Zealand aren’t in a better position in this game #ENGvNZ

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

@jonnyrmitch Either Grace by Jeff Buckley or The Doors by er…..The Doors

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

On comms yesterday, @Cricket_Mann was talking about the ageing process...

Wait for the @philtufnell punchline at the end 😂

[Christopher Lupine @LupineLives]

Saxon yeoman explains to the Norman Lords fishwife that if the Lord takes more of his grain as tithe he will have less to feed his family this winter

Fishwife pretends not to understand basic maths

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

@GenTXer2 @neoschenker It’s a good album. Not quite on a par with Forever Now but decent nonetheless

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

@jhoburgh I’m hoping there’s loads more still to come. Quite a few of my favourite bands I haven’t seen yet

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

I might not have heard this correctly, but David Lammy isn’t famous for being clear.

He said he’s considering giving Co-habiting couples the same rights as Married Couples because the cost of a wedding has gone up😳🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

This is what drives people up the wall with Labour:

a) Every Minister, from Starmer down, mouths the platitude "our priority must be Epstein's victims".

b) Mandelson is forced to resign because of his friendship with Epstein

c) Darren Jones sends Mandelson a sycophantic, fawning message AFTER his relationship with Epstein is fully exposed.

d) Darren Jones literally goes on national television and lies about sending that message.

e) Darren Jones lies are finally exposed themselves.

f) Jones "allies" then start roaming around, briefing the media HE is the victim.

g) Jones carries on in post as if nothing has happened

[Jools @JoolsJuevans]

Did you ever think you'd live to see the day where a WOMAN leading the largest Union in the UK with the largest number of women members would argue against women's right to single sex spaces in the workplace?
No me neither.
Find a better union ladies.
Also the guidance doesn't cover workplaces, it's not even relevant, that's covered by separate legislation. Absolute clowns.

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

@GenTXer2 The unofficial national anthem of Australia.
Steve Kilbey is a legend. Has anyone written more songs than him?
Just about to kick-off another US tour

[David Davis MP @DavidDavisMP]

The big question in all of this is why were these messages between Darren Jones and Peter Mandelson not released on Monday alongside all the other Humble Address documents?

The Humble Address is clear that "electronic communications… between Lord Mandelson and ministers… during his time as Ambassador" must be released to Parliament - that is exactly what these messages between Darren Jones and Peter Mandelson are.

The Cabinet Office, which Darren Jones is in charge of, oversees this process, and it is beginning to look as though that department cannot be trusted to make politically sensitive decisions.

In my mind, we now need an independent third party, not subject to the pressures of the Government, to review this matter.

The most natural option would be for the National Audit Office to look at this. When I was chair of the Public Accounts Committee, the NAO had access to every single document in government no matter how highly classified.

The NAO could review the information and documents the Government holds and provide reassurance that the demands of the Humble Address are being properly complied with.

https://t.co/BXZKw3DoyR

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

We’re called women. Or mothers.

Not ‘birthing people’.

[Dr. Calum Miller @DrCalumMiller]

I am a medical doctor and I can say clearly: this is not good enough.

Henry Nowak was murdered and the police let him die.

When someone tells you they've been stabbed and are struggling to breathe, unless they pose an obvious risk to your own life, you make sure they are OK before you do anything else.

You don't pause to think about whether they might be racist, or whether they could be making it up.

There must be justice for Henry.

[Jason | 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @Ajaon_of_All]

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys.

I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint.

Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality.

I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths.
White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral"

You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.

[TR @Tony_Royle]

This is the sort of moronic policy that results from the infiltration of almost all levels of 'leadership' by people captured by the 'liberal' agenda that has slowly been destroying our society and way of life for decades.

These clowns actually believe that cows belching and chickens laying brown eggs are things we need to worry about. Meanwhile they are more than happy to offer aisle after aisle of processed garbage, seed oils, sweets, alcohol, non-organic produce, and fruit and veg that have been transported from thousands of miles away.

The 'carbon' scam is one that arguably generates the most lunacy, and here we have a perfect example.

Well done @sainsburys ... you've fallen for it. 🤦‍♂️

[Dermot Brannigan @deeb168]

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