Garden Gnome of The Unknown

Real life taxpaying human, living in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, behind this account. Who uses this account to follow politicians my tax dollars pay for

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Let me try this again: A popular summertime restaurant on Whyte Ave #yeg , in which many can enjoy a nice drink named after a canine familiar on the patio currently has a metaphoric vampire working there. I discovered it in February ...🧵1/10

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@terryandrob But a six hour long episode?

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@MissLaceyRoyce Producing? That's amazing! With your creative mind you will do amazing

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@JSJamato

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@PopCrave @theweeknd That's the magic he gets because he is a virgin! He's going to go back in time one day!

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@cspotweet Really? Doesn't Alberta only have 2 teams?

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@thewrongjess What's your opinion on stews?

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@ClaireMax A trick they should teach in high school to boys. Tense your thigh muscles. It works wonders, where do you think all the blood in the dick goes?

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@ShutUpDolly That's awesome that you enjoy what you like. I feel the same around scrooge mcduck

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@SWAIM_CORP Hear me out: a Muppet babies style prequel called " Before Minutes"

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@adamtodbrown That was a real rumour!?!

https://t.co/MAWZMUYzp4

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@kittypawpie You look amazing! Be proud of your achievements

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@ShutUpDolly Even hawaiian pizza?

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@TonyYvce Is he saying "Jaws" are destroying America? As long as you stay out of the water, you don't need to worry about sharks

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@_AlexHirsch @DiscussingFilm You keep Bill out of this, good sir!

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@ShutUpDolly Be proud of that! You are amazing!

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@GogglesPaesan0 It's his daughter who has tge talent anyways

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@RobSchneider Good! It's your daughter who has all tge talent

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@EdmontonExpo My guess is someone who will cancel last minute

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@IwriteOK it's John Candy and not John Goodman in Canadian Bacon. I think you should make a retraction unless you want the Canadians to go burn down the Whitehouse again. We did it once!