💿hazel💿

they/she that says bruh and an onomatopoeia embracer/lover/supporter

[💿hazel💿 @deeezhazelnuts]

“there’s no good men these days because they all died on the titanic”

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

i’m reading new sentences every day

[💿hazel💿 @deeezhazelnuts]

@harrisongordo13 omg. drops of jupiter/stuff by train. 😕

[💿hazel💿 @deeezhazelnuts]

@harrisongordo13 https://t.co/8gByVdI1UX it’s not like,,, That bad, BUT something about the children singing and this song is so irritating to me i actually told spotify not to play it and to reply to this i had to do a lot of digging bc i blocked the name from my memory.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Blacking out and attacking people on the street to Archie, Marry Me

[Grace @gracecamille_]

bombing warehouse of prosthetic limbs after creating the largest population of amputees in modern history

[Sam @zo1oft]

I'm doing a new challenge called MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025. It's where I try to not kill myself through every hour of MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

@errai What if you pick the right song and everybody starts dancing with you

[🅾️MG @OMGHommie]

Y'all realize how chilling this statement is? 😶

[jello @nucclehed]

the cluttered surface of someone’s bedroom cupboard/side table etc. is quite genuinely the most meaningful thing in the world

[💿hazel💿 @deeezhazelnuts]

@harrisongordo13 i hope you didn’t crash

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

INNOVATION THAT EXCITES

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

C rawford
U nderly
N o (voter ID referendum)
T uesday

Pass it on.

[leah ♡ @pirdbooop]

The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

[ziggy ☆ @phannibals]

this is what april fools day feels like when ur autistic