whopper jr

connoisseur of chapstick 👁👄👁

[whopper jr @deepchickens]

america can suck my ass

[Bri @Datsme147]

id rather die than lose this woman

[♡ @astralbaes]

this or nothing

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be like “i would do anything for you” and then do nothing

[whopper jr @deepchickens]

@crabbyGabbyy you gotta send me videos of that because grace LOVES her and she's very jealous of you right now lmao

[whopper jr @deepchickens]

@lights hell yeaaaaaahhhhhh

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The lonely shrimp seems to fry his rice at night

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

damn i really gotta go to chipotle i have no more napkins left in my car

[free palestine and fuck ice @milkglutton_]

me, tired, injured, out of money: i have planned my next tattoo

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman

[whopper jr @deepchickens]

@cathpaisley your hair