cat

[cat @cathpaisley]

Made @sk8ballin3’s “chipotle” bowl with homemade salsa and holy FUCK

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Microwave would be a beautiful name for a girl

[cat @cathpaisley]

She Ope on my Gangnam till I Style

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Me, watching nothing but the absolute worst horror movies you’ve ever seen all month

[unsuspended coffee @thesolarcoffee]

if she ever stops doing this job i’ll kill myself

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

This how all men should stand.

[Criz Duggan @chrostipher]

My mom watching Legally Blonde, "They're all blonde!!"

[Will Hines @willhines]

My penis is daddy to my balls

[Sam @zo1oft]

The perfect summer tote bag…

[cat @cathpaisley]

Family member posted this earnestly. Happy straight pride month!!!

[Manders @TimKalpakis]

Kim: My ass is huge

Pete: As is my wang, my love

Kim: This is so perfect ❤️

[cat @cathpaisley]

@deepchickens Gratzie! 😘

[cat @cathpaisley]

#NewProfilePic

[cat @cathpaisley]

Wordle 304 3/6

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[cat @cathpaisley]

Me: do you know who Tom Nook is?
My bf: is that… Dickens?

[Megan 🎃 @megancrossing81]

my animal crossing villagers when i forget to log in for 6 months

[matt @inlanddernpire]

We used to be a country. A proper country.