deeperama

in Jesus name no more cap

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Finally figured out why this account got banned!

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Hateful creep special operations

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i would've given her an emmy for this scene alone

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Just saw a Stacy go with the nice guy over the dumb jock... recession indicator

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Gimme Shelter is by far the best Rolling Stones song and it barely sounds like them

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*adam Curtis voice* For years, Pakistan had been training monitor lizards to fight humans. And when the conflict with India broke out, they sent entire detachments to the frontline in Kashmir. But then something strange happened.

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Boomers expect cell carriers to be like "I'm sorry sir I didn't realize you've had an account with us since the 80s, when would you like to fuck my wife?"

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Older coworkers will be like "here do it like this" and then do it worse, less efficiently, and injure themselves in the process

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I have a tiny splinter in my finger

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@TheOmniLiberal Thanks for making the same joke but less funny

[𝔥𝔢𝚡 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔧 | fan account @hexminaj]

“Name a beautiful black woman”

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@Tectone You betrayed your own cancer ridden father to appease your audience just because Hasan said something mean. You should think about how this is one of the last memories he will have of his son.

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Accidentally hit a Roman at work yesterday while making an analogy to a rollercoaster. My apologies to all communities.

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Ethan Klein's children when they finally get to crawl on a floor that isn't covered in their father's feces

[Port Authoritarian 🇹🇩 @cringe_handle]

I’m not gay, but Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush is such a banger

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If I done sucked a dick would you still call me superman

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Check engine light came on in my car so I told my gf to head on down to the local playground with "safeties off"

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@HeWhoIsSpicy Dance music

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You'll hear people in small cities talking about how fucked up and corrupt the city council is, and then you see what they're complaining about and it's like a Sizzler that closed 6 years ago is getting demolished