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moat till I die

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Just popped easily the biggest pimple that has ever been on my face

[Just Subie Things ♥ @justsubiethings]

Skeet skeet. skirt skirt.

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Some woman was doing yoga in the locker room this morning before work and I’m still drunk

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Do you ever want out of a conversation so bad it hurts

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

*dog barks*

Straight owner: “No.”

*dog barks*

Gay owner: “Absolutely not.”

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Why do men who you hooked up with TWO YEARS AGO insist on “friending” you on fb?? We’re not friends!!!!!! You tried to touch my butt hole and I never called you back go away.

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Sitting in 9 am chem texting my little heart out

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

I look fucking confused

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Oops forgot to tag @q_valenti

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

What day we wanna do this thaaang. Tomorrow? Should I make a Facebook group or will tweeter suffice? @charbonmon @queeneeeeeeeliz

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

What day we wanna do this thaaang. Tomorrow? Should I make a Facebook group or will tweeter suffice? @charbonmon @queeneeeeeeeliz

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(901): Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

I’m a father now

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Hi twitter I’m back you can blame it all on me

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Thinkin the pasta rage needs to happen next week @charbonmon @queeneeeeeeeliz @q_valenti

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

I might be Betty Cooper but bitch watch out

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Did we miss pasta night?!?!? Shoot @queeneeeeeeeliz @charbonmon @q_valenti

[rhi @deepfriedrhirhi]

Y’all thinkin what I’m thinkin? @charbonmon @queeneeeeeeeliz @q_valenti