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[Rice Shower Enthusiast @TheWarmChills]

just realized that's latin for "move your legs" or something

popped out the womb and immediately told his mama to get his as moving 😭

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

alright man

[tuna @Art_hropod]

I have an email growing inside me and i can feel that it's almost ready to come out

[Bauti @BautiTheCoolest]

b-burnt peanut... quit moving... my penis... gave up already... nghhh....

[mira77 ☭ @bruhmoent_]

So many of these are straight up L faps. Someone goes home and goons to the simpsons. They could be among you.

[𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚡 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 @robloxbutthole]

𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗌𝗈 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗆𝗒 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘅 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗈𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎

[Beale @itsmebeale]

Ariana what does this mean. im scared

[☦︎ Based Ganyu ☦︎ @basedganyu]

I don't think I could ever become catholic tbh... I really love the pope and I agree with the vatican councils, but I'll never accept the sacrament of telling everyone on twitter when I jack off

[Raphi @ArchangelAinsW]

Now that I'm properly Catholic I should fulfill my baptismal promise of telling twitter every time I jerk off

[kamp @kamptenn]

Farting is like the ringtone of the ass… ring ring… poop is calling 💩… are you picking up❓❓❓❓🚨🚨🚨📲📲

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My nipples are swelling with porridge daddy

[A @deepseamart]

@chrrywin3 They were mostly sent to you and Surry would you be interested in renting a cabin

[A @deepseamart]

Been sending my friends TikToks about renting a cabin for weeks and no one likes or responds

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

My dick drags on the floor but only because I have no legs

[jaiden @dempstrr]

hitler when he's gassy: ouhh, too much viener schnitzel... im sho gassy, dis is und problem- uh oh... **BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP**

NEIN, MY INTESTINES ARE ACTING UP **FBBBBLLLLRRRTTT**

[🪿 @GussyPurgle]

Pulling the hundred smooth out. That’s mother Theresa

[A @deepseamart]

@surrizzy No I’m just being authentic to myself

[A @deepseamart]

US Power grid is shutting down soon and I’m here shooting ropes to that one video with Fry from Futurama

[A @deepseamart]

Put off getting a Halloween costume now I have to go as grandpa pussy

[⋆˚࿔ jamie 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @puppystails]

Fry was always this level of fuckable and confident. You stupid bitches just didn't fucking appreciate him when he deserved it. Fuck you. How dare you.