Kai

[Ava @lambchopped1]

“He does coke but not in a cool way”

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

i’m completely covered in vicks vaporub and tigers balm i’m like if a snail was a really minty adult woman

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

i love holding my phone when it l overheats it feels like a little baby hamster sleeping in my hands

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

bitches will say they’re “just a girl” and then pop 12 pills, wash it down with bacardi, and then cleanse their palate by ripping bag maam you are a lab rat

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

i keep accidentally smoking cigs when i have strep theyre gonna put my ass in an iron lung

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

i can’t believe that practicing our facial expressions in the mirror every morning and playing though the expressions you made throughout day at night is something we all have to do

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

if he sends a girl an ig reel that’s at least 3 bodies

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

when i see a botched couple im like damn, love really conquers all❤️🌸

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

does anyone know what the incubation period is for cooties? lmk.

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

lowkey might get cooties this friday #at the club 👀

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

so scared to go to the club this weekend what if i get cooties

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

idk how people marry men why would you want to draw up a legal contract admitting that you like to hang out with a guy

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

You Can See Everything more like Me And My Gay Cocaine Husband Need Some Lip Balm

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

sitting wrapped in a towel with one tit out i feel like a baroque painting

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

@lambchopped1 this is going to be your big break i can feel it

[Ava @lambchopped1]

So bad at shaving my bush looks like stage 6 of the Norwood scale

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

every weekend i by choice fully consciously put myself in a pickle and then have to spend the entire week getting out of it i am sisyphus but im pushing a big pickle up a mountain made of pickles

[Kai @deepseamirrorr]

can confirm he did this. great technique

[xxxholic @xxxholicatz]

everyone on the tl’s talking about you can see everything like nathan fielder jumped out the screen mid theater showing and jerked them off to completion

[elena @grnformicatable]

I am sexually attracted to nathan fielder

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

getting this tattooed on my penis longways