clark kent

24 Bos ✈️ Miami SC: deepsqueak

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

@Mappy6984 I fly with it domestically in the u.s all the time and the dogs don’t even look my way. They’re looking for bombs not bud. This is another country maybe Colombia. Those aren’t the dog we use for drug detection here. Domestically in the u.s your good to put it on your carry on.

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

@elonmusk What you need to do is put lidar in your cars, especially this taxi.

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Hall Of Fame QuickDraw (self-defense)

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

After working remote for the last 2 years I cant go back to working a regular job

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Lmaoo my guy tried so hard to play this off

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

There’s a trend on Tik Tok where you tell your kids to put their shoes on to help you fight an adult with a kid their age.

This second kid has me in TEARS!!! 😂😂😂

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

Biggest pet peeve is one someone tells you to relax when you were nothing but calm.

[T A R I Q @localmenaceeeX2]

No way…….LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

@ushakira_ Do it, did that 3 years ago didn’t regret it.

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

@Eyedalis @ThatboyCepeda Lmao euphoria has too much dicks smh pause that whole show 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒶 🧚🏼‍♀️ @xdulceee]

Im the best and happiest version of myself when I’m in DR

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

If y’all looking for a bank definitely don’t pick @chase

[clark kent @deepsqueak]

@chase is the worst bank, they literally closed my account for no reason and for months refused to tell me why and now they’re making it impossible to get my funds back smh.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

Boy imagine finding some pounds on the expressway 😂😂😂 id risk my life too

[hoodFavFlab @fastLifeFlab]

Welcome to my hood 🤣

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

no one:

9 year old me: