Mr. Satan

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

@fen_lon are you sure you're not the druid?

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

back in my day, a "Pizza Gate" was just what you used to enter the Pizza Garden

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

@1fenlon cant wear a hooded cape in public anymore without someone calling you a "Druid"

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

The Wayne DeWalt Johnson

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default reality sure is a sledgehammer

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

if I listen to The Band's Music From Big Pink maybe 5 more times ill finally write my masterpiece

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

MJ Lenderman is Bob Dylan to me

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

writing songs based on how cool of a movie The 5th Element seemed to be when I was super high

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had a dream the whole band was up on stage ready to go and I was in the green room taking a nap or some shit

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

at the Muse concert, everyone looks like Rhet & Link

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

@1fenlon they making the scrogg real?

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@RepAndyHarrisMD You might be the dumbest person to be born on this planet, you wouldn't know a good idea even if it tickled your prostate and made you cum.

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

do acid and watch The 5th Element

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

@fen_lon Missed you at the Phish show last night, was a real heater. You would've loved it.

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I'm done with capitalism, I propose we move to a BDSM-based matriarchal fascism.

[Mr. Satan @deepwebyardsale]

Listen Walmart, if you're gonna hang a sign with a pictogram of deodorant and a toothbrush, there best be fucking deodorant and toothbrushes right below it.

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What the fuck you mean beach? The place with the sand??

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considering the political climate of the region, it's incredibly progressive of Siberia to have an entirely trans orchestra.

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@1fenlon this is called autism

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@wawa Just got a blowie in the Wawa bathroom #wawa #hoagiefest