Proud Mrs Woodman

My name is Julz, I'm a mum, a social media manager & run a unique jewellery design company.

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@AmsdustyAnna It may be that then...

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

Has Nigella got the royal icing mixed up with her fixodent? She's trying so hard not to eat with her front teeth and bends over like she's trying to disguise the fact they might fall out...plus slurring...She is iconic though! #fixodent #nigellasteeth
#GBBO

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@AnthonyShannon2 She's mixed royal icing up with her fixodent...those front teeth aren't glued in properly...

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@fesshole My Dad passed away last year, the doorbell resting picture has his car in the driveway...I hope it never changes. I like thinking he's home, just like I used to when I'd check it to make sure he was home safely from a shopping trip.

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

Spanking, bashing, oozing, whacking, naked, tossing, nuts- the #jamieoliver bingo drinking game is going wery vell.
#jamies20minutemeals

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@FloellaBenjamin You're a legend, my childhood wouldn't have been half as enriched without you xx happy birthday

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@RealTimVine It's a "nope" spider...

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

Gary is a legend 👏🏼👏🏼
Loving Molly, and Dani is scarily like me when I was about 15. I don't have anything bad to say about any of them, I'm not that kind of person and we're still getting to know them. Baaaaaake! 🍰
#gbbo

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@deano_j85 @fesshole I'm 4'11", can I borrow you for supermarkets and ceilings please?

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@TheSeventhSeal1 @fesshole And something resembling an acorn for a tadge!

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@tomfgoodwin English breakfast - gorgeous sausages, thick cut bacon, fried or scrambled egg, (all locally sourced) buttered toast, sautéed mushrooms, fried slice and @HeinzUK tomato ketchup. None of the nonsense of extra pots containing beans, no useless tomato, this brekky means business!

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@mattcoyney It was a thing! Chinny reckon, or beard! I'm from Kent.

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@oelma__ Yorkie pudding! Or mustard.

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@SenseiOfSarcasm To move along a bit/shuffle up

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@Scrollninpeace @Tom_JumboGrumbo @rickygervais Beautiful work, well done, amazing paintings 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@seanonolennon He is beautiful, welcome to the world Aurelias. Bless you xx

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@mrscmway For real, no jokes.
It's just bantaaaaa!
Snide
Sneaky
Crafty - when not being crafty with actual craft supplies

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@AlisonMoyet @mrscmway Frock...not pleasant.

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@mrscmway I'm not being funny, but...

[Proud Mrs Woodman @deerdesignsjulz]

@mrscmway Touching cloth.
Turtle's head.
Naink
Yous, as in Love yous...
Chimbley