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common sense will prevail.

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@HawkEmDownChris Penny

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@HawkEmDownChris Zion

[Master Notes ☿ @MasterNotesX]

Creo que esta escena es insuperable �

[Joey Mate™️ 🇦🇺 🇳🇱 @Joey1800callme]

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.”

To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

A student in the front raises her hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher says, “Well, that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.”

Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher again replies, “If grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either.”

Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Do farts have lumps?”

The teacher looks at Billy and says, “That isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion, but… no.”

Billy replies, “Then, I definitely just shit my pants.”

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@Airaasayss 16

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@Gozman702 The blonde guy started the fight with his eyes already half closed. Unfair advantage to the other guy.

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@RennickGBR The commonsense parties need to work together or Labour will again prevail. @RennickGBR you need to help not hinder. Put ego aside for a minute please.
BTW love your work.

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@BillBrooklyn10 👀

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

😂

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.

She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.

I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@TheProjectUnity If at this point in time you are still convinced getting vaxed for Convid was the right choice…. Wow. Guess what? They lied to you. Yes, people in power said things that weren’t true. Intentionally. You can side with those that lied to you OR you can wake the fuck up!

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@PhilP234026 @TheProjectUnity Based on advice he received from…….? Enjoy your boosters Phil.

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

Never forget the American who looked Fauci in the eye, refused the COVID vaccine, and called him out on camera.

Still one of the ballsiest moments of the entire pandemic.

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Only if David Attenborough does the voice over.

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@actuallyimthe My familia will starve now. We bet everything and it’s all gone.
Any thoughts on lotto numbers?

[human-7000000001 @deesalak]

@actuallyimthe @grok odds of guessing the two teams in the final 5 years ago?

[Dr Aseem Malhotra @DrAseemMalhotra]

Check this out @elonmusk

[Bronze Giant @RjNol]

It is a man's duty to protect his family.🧐

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

BREAKING NEWS: Australia's biggest television host @karlstefanovic was just SACKED by the biggest news channel in the country because he did a podcast with @TRobinsonNewEra

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