juma_ jacob

just do what brought u here🙄😍💯

and that is REJECTING THE FINANCE BILL2024💪✊🏻

[Chi Di🍀 @Paulechidi]

I have said it before and i will say it again, Cristiano Ronaldo winning the Balon d'or 5 times was a miracle.

The most hated footballer alive, hated by fans, media and football system itself.

[KDC Global @KDCGlobal_]

What I do not understand is how a professional footballer will INTENTIONALLY STINK on a World Cup stage just to make sure his teammate gets pushed out of the team 🤦🏽🤦🏽

Bro, Bruno is not a decent human being 🙂‍↔️

[dos Santos Aveiro @balaslocas]

AL QUE ME HABLE MAL DE CRISTIANO

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Ronaldo's problem is he is too loyal.

[c h i ⚡ @wednesdayis4chi]

Amad, Cunha and Mbuemo when they finally travel out of England. 😂

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

As we finish,

Understand this,

Once your wife gives birth,

Don't have sex with her for at least 6 months.

Let her rest.

Let her uterus heal.

Let her perineal muscles rejuvenate.

Let her bond with the baby.

Some of you don't wait for her scars and wounds to heal,

You don't even wait for her to finish puerperium.

Some of you start having sex when she is still secreting lochia alba.

How dick-driven are you?

Don't you have a masculine mission where you can redirect your sexual energy?

What will you do if she becomes pregnant 3 months after her last delivery?

Can't you be like our African forefathers?

What a shame.

Bladifakin man.

#MasculinitySaturday

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Chelsea after getting £330M for Enzo Fernandez, Delap, Nicholas Jackson, Andrey Santos, Chalobah & Tosin

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

This is the guy Joao Neves said was normal like him? what a retarddd

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[tumi @tumifuego]

how it feels opening twitter today as a ronaldo fan

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Ronaldo scored

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

The two biggest football fanbases in the world are:

1. Ronaldo fans
2. Ronaldo haters

Somehow, the second group came together and started calling themselves Messi fans.

[Edem Goget’em @iamedem]

Instead of training for the World Cup ..You are busy saying “Go bek “ Go bek”

[Xabi Alonso Cam 🎥 @XabiAlonsoCam]

We don’t really talk that much😁💙

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

Kama kuna Admins wa football clubs hii Twitter hunimaliza hukua:
Borussia Dortmund
Chelsea
Sevilla
Atletico De Madrid

Hawa ni wanyama bana 😂😂😂😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto turned down Dangote’s oil refinery project in Mombasa and accepted the 207B Ebola Deal. That is how greedy your president is.

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

"We cannot and will not allow any cases of ebola to enter USA" but ebola should enter Kenya? ⚖️

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto anafaa kuwa amefungwa Kamiti, na wale bado mnamtetea mnafaa mwe locked up Mathare Hospital.

Supporting this government at this point requires a serious mental health checkup.