Chestnut Odaka

he/him | hottest, sexiest and smartest ult. pathologist!! | dni if ur stupid or british.

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@unvibingwriter not yet?? are you implying you're gonna call me slurs later???? CANCELLED‼️

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady perfect! i spent the rest of my paycheck on these for us, so you better be grateful <3

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady just theoretically speaking, if we got married, which one of us is wearing the dress? 🧐

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady y'all hear sum?? i just hear the blissful silence of being alone and not knowing anyone named Machiko Konno ❤️

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady who tf are you?? never met you before, never seen you before, idk what you're talking about, i'll be all by myself 💀

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady hello police! i am actually homeless and do not have a home, please don't try to come and find me, tysm ❤️

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady you basically just live tweeted your entire crime, i'd be MORE surprised if cops weren't waiting for you to get home 💀

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady dude this kid is probably like 5 years old, you're gonna be the subject of his therapy sessions when he's older

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady yes YES exactly that do just that PLEASE

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady 1. that's a soccer ball 2. DONT THROW HIM ??? YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME OVERTIME IF I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS CORPSE 😭

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady if you bring him home instead of taking his ass back to his momma you're gonna end up a single mother konno

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady YOU PUT THE KID IN A FUCKING TRASHBAG????? TAKE HIM OUT RN BEFORE YOU KILL HIM 💀

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady i'm too broke to pay for bail so ig i'll just visit you in prison ❤️

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady MACHIKO GO GIVE IT BACK?? THAT'S KIDNAPPING????

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady on GOD if the terrible news is that you took the kid and ran.

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady what the fuck. bad news first ig??

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady hurry UP bro poor kid is probably starving 😭

[Chestnut Odaka @deez_chestnuts_]

@evilwarlady ask for the kids name and age idk?? make sure lil dude wasn't abandoned by their momma or whatever 😭