machiko konno

first social media account

I hate it already

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ depends. We could both wear the dress.

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@unvibingwriter of course you do yasu

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

no

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@Ghostly_Poetry no

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ what are you talking about?

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ would you be worried if I picked up a random kid from the street?

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ hey police, just track his phone or something I'll be there with him 😘

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ Oh. Hey police. If you see this, ill be staying at @deez_chestnuts_ house for the remainder of the year thanks

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ fine I'll let him go. if i get arrested as soon as I get out I'm burning down your house

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ I dont think you understand my profession I'll hold him for ransom or something then we can split it

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ what do you want me to do then? peacefully hand him over?

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ I'll throw him to his mom then I used to play baseball ⚽️

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ he is out the trash bag

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ dw I put him in a trash bag hes fine

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ yeah about that, I'm hiding a dumpster right now with the kid and hes yelling and I'm yelling and it doesnt look good

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ ummm I have horrible news

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ bad news. so uh I found the mom. but she wasnt very happy to see me with her child

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ I have good news, bad news and terrible news. which one first?

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ alright hold on

[machiko konno @evilwarlady]

@deez_chestnuts_ 🙂 I dont know you tell me I dont know how children work