Shredward Lizardhands

makin music, makin teeth, makin magic 🪄

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

https://t.co/l5ZAFouCnf come watch my livestream! I'm dying for you to roast me, I'm very new at this!! Come give me the business!!!!

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@SteaknShake Man shut the fuck up steak and shake

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@netanyahu Brother you’ve got plenty of other shit on your plate. Aren’t there children you need to starve or something? Stay in your lane big guy!!

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@Mike_from_PA I’ve seen literal clips of you calling for violence of not only political people, but just people online and people in general. You’re such a little bitch it makes so much sense why nobody I’ve ever met knows who you are or respects you. You’re a shit stain on the planet

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@KweenInYellow Lmao you probably get scolded by your parents for leaving the hallway light on. They’re probably so sad and disappointed that you have zero prospects in life except your fuckin bomb ass x replies. Get a job buddy

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@MoistCr1TiKaL I was seriously going through it, in the throes of absolute hiccups, and I remembered your video about just telling yourself you don’t have them, and by fucking god and lord, they went away immediately. I couldn’t be more flabbergasted

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@PAYDAYGame Hmmm is it tho

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@BrilynHollyhand @SarahHuckabee @budlight You got a real woman’s name and you’re not a woman ?

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

Man I wish he’d murder me

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

watched too much true crime

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

Just went number 3

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@theneedledrop Lemonade - Blind Melon from “soup”. Closes the entire album out perfectly chefs kiss

[seth @kappyland]

U know the burgers and dogs are insane if this guy is on the grill

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@pretty_kellie @jordanmw_1994 Well we do have new ones….

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@pretty_kellie @jordanmw_1994 Sick shirt!!

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

drake wakes up everyday and just is drake and i think that’s gross

[seosamh @wexicanbandit]

me explaining the plot of ratatouille on pcp:

[Shredward Lizardhands @deezyisme123]

@hasanthehun the clips of you talking to Cobra Taint are literally like heroin in my veins I want, nay, I need more!!

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Today, ABORTION IS STILL LEGAL in Nebraska. Abortion funds, clinics, and support networks are here to help you. Do not cancel your appointments, and if you need care, please reach out to a provider immediately.