Least Favorite Son

I just wish daddy loved me like my sister

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning and he made me Protector of the Realm to see to the Iron Throne until his heir comes of age.

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@MAGAts_Exposed @IndictmentTime Isn’t this the chud that eats bananas with a spoon?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@tedcruz Didn’t a bunch of people in Texas die when it got too cold?

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@covie_93 Oh I died back in 2016 because this must be hell

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@noturtlesoup17 Sometimes you just need some alone time to decompress

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@RadioFreeTom So are we playing Stonehenge tonight?

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@NotHoodlum The kerning on that is making me want to take a bath with my emotional support toaster

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@ProjectLincoln @SandyCouco @KenPaxtonTX What, a man can’t ride the train with his good friend Stephen Tyler?

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@RealDeanCain Packed house I see

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@CoreyWriting Where did the Dutch come from?

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@Rage_Patriot @Suzierizzo1 Yeah! Leave me alone to do my coke in peace!

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@USEmbassyNassau Rented a jet ski once. My butthole has never been the same.

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@thoughtcrime___ I was wondering what Kyle rittenhouse was up to these days

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@GLAsk1d @HunterBiden @notdan @MikeASperrazza You ever smoked crack? It’s fucking awesome.

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@chibzyyyy Lynsey Graham

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@JoeConchaTV Even if you went to turkey to take care of that hair problem you’d still be an ugly fuck

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@swagger_seven @TheDemocrats @StephenM You look like a human thumb so you can shut the fuck up too

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

@atrupar That’s my dad

[Least Favorite Son @defNotTrumpJr]

“Just think of all the merch this gonna sell 😭😭😭”