Sam🐝

Tara ❤️

[Sam🐝 @Def_Not_Sam]

Bro my gf really the cutest thing to ever exist

[Sam🐝 @Def_Not_Sam]

13 hour day and I get home to a 30+ degree house w all the shit in my fridge and freezer thawing and spoiling, what the fuCK is going on w the power man it’s been like 14 hours 🤦‍♂️😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

rough day at work today but at least it’s only for another 40 years

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Genuinely I thought he just went beast mode and winged it the entire time

[lukas @63skies_]

They already did this it’s called escape from tarkov

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

This is customer service. A stupid bitch complains about a "problem", you see there's no problem, now they're mad at you because they're a idiot

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

mfs when they try to manage

> 9-5
> gym
> 10 hrs of sleep

all together:

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

[Mike @hammerito]

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when someone see I got headphones on and still trying to talk to me

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

whenever you feel like youre not doing anything with your life remember there are fanbases review bombing eachothers shows back and forth on imdb

[Moonhead @itsmoonhead]

This is genuinely one of the funniest ones yet

[ESAM @imESAM]

still the rawest parry of all time

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

As the A.I. data centers consume more water, expect these ‘experts’ to start telling us to shower like once a month.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

"We noticed your status on Teams turned yellow during working hours"

[Juno Guinevere @FelineHexes]

startup idea: let's poison every ocean and end all life on earth