Diane

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@ElyKreimendahl Or scorched

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@ruthmariehogan You can’t spell funeral without fun

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@ruthmariehogan You described my ideal funeral to the T in your book. Thanks for the giggles.

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@ruthmariehogan Im sensing a theme. Keeper of Lost Things

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@PioneerPress Hmmmm. A respectable family car.

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@JoyAnnReid I was reading newspapers from the early 1900s. These jokesters were selling all kinds of bullshit to the masses. They just have a bigger forum now. The future will laugh.

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@JoyAnnReid I say let them nuke their balls. Less sperm=less generational crazies. Darwins to the rescue.

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@DustinGrowick But you can square dance.

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@mnwild Horns gonna be busy today

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@WCSO_Minnesota Heard the 🚨 already

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@JoyAnnReid Are they shooting bottles of lemonade?

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@nicoleftamerMD NPs didn’t get them either in my hospital.

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@jtrebach Not without almomds and balsamic vinaigrette

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@TheBlondeRN 2. Bc babies don’t use pens, and I have a stromg stomach

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@ElanaG_ATC @amy_woo_ Erasable pens.

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@ElanaG_ATC @T3DoulaServices Something you can sleep in

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@kcpoehl @PeterJohn501 @MeganBkind Freebird!

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@MeganBkind I’d like to learn the violin but fear my family would kick me out.

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@olsonplanner @UHC

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@tttam Can we scream in a field in hawaii instead?