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he/it | 24 | dont mess wif me

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A pregnant cat was about to give birth.
So her friend, a dove, went and started making her a nest. ❤️❤️

[∪･`ω´･∪ @defatigable_]

this is a need holy shit

[dedgrl @dedgrl]

my coworker knows me so well, this has to be one of the sickest birthday gifts ever

[dedgrl @dedgrl]

my coworker knows me so well, this has to be one of the sickest birthday gifts ever

[∪･`ω´･∪ @defatigable_]

sick and twisted bird dances gleefully around the gasping body of a tortured fish—possibly satanic in nature, devil worshipper

[cat @kitteninac]

How much can 1 little bird have with a toy fish. Keep me amused too. Have fish little bird

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Just Been Sitting on the Couch Suckin on This Weed Vape Not Moving Since i Woke Up at 3in the Afternoon and For Some Reason it is Not Fulfilling Me or Making me Have a Big Wide Grin and Want to Communicate Efficiently and Truthfully with Others

[∪･`ω´･∪ @defatigable_]

telling my disability attorney that i will never be able to work a 9-5 due to my crippling sudoku addiction

[∪･`ω´･∪ @defatigable_]

messed up the morning sudoku so i copied it by hand on scrap paper. tell me this is totally normal behavior.

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

My fetish

[Justin @PottsJustin]

"A green leaf lit by light that passes through another leaf one time is already outside of the gamut, greener than green"

[Natasha (the shitposter) @iamsropb]

Kinda reminds me of this

[Brendon The Employable @TheStatsRobot]

Futurama did it 15 years ago

[Adam Geringer @GeringerAdam]

Youve heard of a y-axis chart crime, now get ready for its evil step sister… the x axis chart crime

[Bug @BramR0t]

Fruity ass horse

[dom @dearooz]

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

This is, of course, aesthetically horrendous, but I must say it does not lack verisimilitude

[Bunee !! MDNI 🔞 🐇 @CannibalDakota]

Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it

[huffy @sulkingtime]

pondering the evolutionary function of the reclining cup dance and ouuuughh chant

[Sproul @Sproulitis]

I told my dungeon troll he doesn't need to keep swallowing the keys after locking away the prisoners but he kept doing it behind my back and now I'm having to take him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. I hate this fucking castle

[mel🐈‍⬛ @o_m3l_ette]

how long does the club last