John Computers

using the computer responsibly

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

proud to announce that I, will no longer be showing up to work; this is due to the corona virus

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@hausofdecline 4th panel pre-removed for the peanut gallery

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

A ban on single use plastics would have no effect on the versatile spork

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@reasonable_rach White Json meal

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

This lady reading the lorax: oh so it's a big deal to cut down a tree I guess!

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

"some Legos" and it's at least 1000 lbs of legos

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I know you fucking lying! A bitch killed two people and she got 15 years!

45 years for some Legos? Alright bruh

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@Dreadlyfe84 @LibertyJen Well he brought a knife and murdered a guy so.. justified apprehension I suppose

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Crimes Georg

[Cole Maritz @ColeMaritz]

63 New Yorkers have been arrested 5k+ times for crimes on the subway.

327 New Yorkers were arrested 6k+ times for shoplifting in 2022.

Imagine how much we could increase quality of life in NYC by arresting a tiny population of career criminals

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Critical point is that the mat was found vertical even though it's shown horizontal here. Got a decent amount of investigation done by feds and no foul play found. Tragic, reminds me of that kid who died stuck reaching over the back seat of a van

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

In 2013, the body of a 17 year old Black student, Kendrick Johnson was found in a gym mat at a Georgia high school. Authorities claimed his death was an accident but many suspected white people killed him. How could he have done this to himself?

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Fireman removes the fire
Garbageman removes the garbage
Fisherman removes the fish

And yet, a mailman brings the mail. curious.

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@DOWResponse Would hate to be the DoD data guy who caused an Incident

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Naming a child Gamerleigh

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Tendency to lie already evidenced by telling cops she pulled a knife would put her narrative of how the fight started here into question. Tragedy of SYG is the fact that no shots were fired weakens the premise that she thought she was in mortal danger.

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

Always cool to hear about another country where they do college admissions based off an important standardized test and not your race + ability to write a 2020s Pixar script about immigrant lunchbox trauma.

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@texasrunnerDFW You'll be paying about that much a year to do upkeep as well. Owning property comes with maintenance costs which include taxes and insurance, if that is unpalatable you can always sell

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@lostndaworld1 @missmayn Why the hell should someone who won't pay their water bill be entitled to own a house?

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@nofiltersnick @Mincashftw How would you ever expect there to be land for sale if there were not some cost to holding onto it? You can't produce more land, and it's a critical resource.

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@WilliamTheDow @fawfulfan You failed the turing test! Don't cry to me about it

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@BatesLandon @SamuelFByers @dave504 I mean, fair. I wish there was a society where people like you could be Left Alone. It would probably be nice there.

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@BatesLandon @SamuelFByers @dave504 Ok so you in fact have a soon to be teen. Aren't you one of the school users then?

[John Computers @Default_Name_01]

@WilliamTheDow @fawfulfan Who will work at all the dialysis centers and casinos and cruise lines and Applebee's? Surely not the retirees.