Severely Hard-of-Hearing Grape

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

People love to shit on attachment theory, but it's actually flawless when you realize "anxious" just means "loser" and "avoidant" just means "asshole"

[Oil Baron🇺🇸🛢️🦅 @OilBar0n]

I predicted this!

[Fakko @FanAkko]

It's kind of beautiful how the feminists and the incels both always default to cuck fantasies. Like, despite all our differences, we really are all just the one human race

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Years ago I read an article about a man that died when a porta potty exploded and it had a quote from a detective on the scene who said “something must’ve gone horribly wrong” and I think about that quote all the time.

[Funes @Bulkington___]

Turns out he was injecting dissolved gold in hopes of developing superpowers. Reinesance man.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Having fun playing with your dolls?

[sodom and gomorrah dsa 🔮🌹🚩🌎 @purplewaves7]

How it feels to have climate change be your number one issue as an American in 2026

[mr online @Absolunar]

Jackin off 5.7 times then going outside for the first time at 6pm

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[Shady @Adam_Weast_]

society

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Arigato Aleikum

[Avery Edison @aedison]

welp, my business failed. lesson learned—I arrogantly thought people wanted beer brewed with tall grasses and carbonated with oxygen bubbles harvested from the innermost depths of a lower leg bone. once again, my hubris has made nothing but a core shin air reed ale.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

I assume anybody in a position of national power has a deranged personal life but its crazy especially in a time of global realignment and grand diplomacy that there's a guy who rolls up to summits in aviators and everyone is like oh his much older wife is hitting him again.

[lilsy⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @myrestlessjoy]

eversince i left the city you

[NEGRO 🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Margaret, I have very many ugly male friends who are single. I will put them in contact with you over DM.
- Patrick D.

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

white gay guys go buck wild for this kind of shit!

[Muse @xmuse_]

Behold the beauty of the Galeón Andalucia in Sligo Bay.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Amazing how no matter what happens a Moroccan team will be making it to the finals. Bravo.