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[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis

Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve

Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

Honored to accept honorary Albanian citizenship, not just as a personal distinction, but as a reflection of the deep and lasting bond between New York City and the Albanian people.

NYC is home to one of the strongest Albanian communities in America, hardworking, proud, and deeply rooted in our city. I accept this honor on their behalf and in recognition of the shared values that connect us: family, resilience, entrepreneurship, and a commitment to community.

Thank you to @ediramaal, @BajramBegajAL, and the people of Albania for this meaningful recognition.

New York is the global capital, and this only strengthens the bridge between our communities.

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

Norm Powell highlights with Norm Macdonald's moth joke playing over them

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

First date idea:

We split a bottle of Russillo and watch Wizards vs Jazz

[DG @definitelynotdg]

@BBCNews beast mode

[DG @definitelynotdg]

@_Deez_Games @SkySportsNews You'd be ecstatic if coventry weren't top of the table dont lie.

[Shmickis @Shmickis_Dickis]

#NewProfilePic

[Michael Borkey @MichaelBorkey]

The gap between the media/internet and real life couldn’t be wider.

[Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo]

Some little fuckers walking around asking for $100 to shovel my driveway. I told them to eat the corn out of my shit. I’ll shovel my own driveway while rocking out to Van Halen, or die trying.
I’m all man, you mother fuckers.

[DG @definitelynotdg]

selvik and abankwah disasterclass jfc

[🎯 @bouananiball]

Stephen Mfuni vs Derby County - Championship

90 minutes played

[Rust Belt Kid @rustbeltkid1]

21 year old Wisconsinite raised on Kwik Trip groceries doing things that have never been before

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

You know who should have been skiing in place of the injured Lindsey Vonn?

A fellow named Colin Kaepernick.

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

Do you know who the other packers pro bowler is?

Yeah I’d be hanging out with the janitor and the window clearer before him

Can’t blame Micah at all

[DG @definitelynotdg]

@WatfordFC The most predictable thing of all time. Get ready for ice to magically appear on the pitch after this has been resolved.

[Anderson King @Anderso71603363]

(2-7) overall record and (0-6) in conference, and they are worried about ICE!!! You gotta be shitting me!! Hit the weights, fellas!!!

[Christina Von Boleyn @saintbvnny]

commenting “kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿” under random posts for no reason

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Aaaaaand my bitch wife’s right behind me isn’t she

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Look at that swag