fiona

my sincerest thot

rip @princessfiiii

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@KeithMoletsane @Bob366466 @Codie_Sanchez @pmc_radio And what about married women that don’t want kids? Should they restrain from sex their whole lives too?

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@Anjunabeats @abgrouptherapy @WeAreKasablanca They were sooo great tonight!

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

I love her so much. Angela you were meant to win queen!!!!!!!

[BigBrotherJunkie👁 #BB28 @89razorskate20]

Angela's eviction and interview! ANGELA BEING HERSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE END! #BB26

Thanks for the 73 days of craziness Angela!

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

Quintessential Bend experience of waking up from a birthday bar crawl to realize you drunkenly booked a sound bath for you & your friends with some girl you met in a bathroom ✅

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@toxicsamurai21 @yacineMTB I feel seen

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@MelissaMeek @justadrifter31 @corywurtnberger Omg girl reading this was so painful. I get you. The internet is full of shockingly slow people who can’t seem to read

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

Nothing else matters except for my Tyler Childers show tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@dazzIingnix !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

My life is on pause until my ulta box arrives. Don’t txt

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

I love August because it’s one of the months where you sneakily get 3 paychecks instead of 2 and that is so, so special to me

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

I think if I just fundamentally change everything about myself I should be like totallllyyyyy finnneeee

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@notalli22 😚

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

Going on LinkedIn to claw my eyes out after someone makes the birth of their first child a fucking SaaS leadership post like holy fucking shit you guys

[fiona @definitelynotfi]

@simplyawakened @CentralORFire I heard it was a train going through that had failed to unlock a set of wheels on one of the carts. The cart was dragging locked wheels, causing sparks.

Unverified info through the grapevine.

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

On the 22nd of September last year I found Cindy Crawford on the streets. She was morbidly obese and about to die.

She weighed 46kg or just under 100lbs.

Her transformation today is seriously hard to believe… (1/7) 🧵

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

To my fellow valets out there: if Caitlyn Jenner wants to drive her car after finishing 11 dirty martinis, just let her