Jonathan Schniglesworth

Not that one, I'm the other one. (tweets are my own, you can't have them)

[House Judiciary Dems @HouseJudiciary]

The Kash Patel bourbon: strong notes of insecurity, narcissism, incompetence and alcohol-fueled national security risk. Pairs well with taxpayer-funded getaways and the occasional SWAT-assisted wake-up call.

WARNING: The Kash Patel bourbon impairs judgment, undermines critical FBI decisions and causes paranoia.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

It doesn't matter at what point you pick up with #Ghostbusters when it's on TV, it's good at every point and you watch 'till the end.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

From Nevermind to Low End Theory. What a day.
Happy 30th birthday you crazy cats.

https://t.co/6M23hVG56M

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

@antoniopitocco1 @horseyfarm https://t.co/eEPy1o3VOS.
...who's **they** ??

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

The four-year experiment of "does it really matter who's in the White House?" is over. And the answer is yes, yes it absolutely matters.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Word.

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Hey Erie, PA - good on ya. Let me be over of the first to say: I'm proud of you guys.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Truth.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

2020 keeps getting better... https://t.co/ElxQpXbpk3

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Worth the few minutes to watch...

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

President Trump and his campaign often share manipulated videos on social media. It is defended as humor, but his supporters aren’t always in on the joke. @donie fact-checked a fake, viral video with a supporter.
https://t.co/Tp1ENsDt8b

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Worth a few minutes of your day...

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Please watch this. Proof that many Trump supporters are decent people that are being manipulated. There are too many reasons to think Trump & his gang are monsters but this one struck a chord for me. Maddening and profoundly disrespectful. This isn't politics. This is treason.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

via @NYTimes https://t.co/Jau1MEGCRx

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Things last forever in the freezer.

...right??

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Fantastic.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Truth.
Let’s move on to the decade of May; let’s see how that goes.

[it’s Alex @TheAlexSegal]

4/20 may be a whole month but 3/20 was a goddamn decade.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Anyone who is ideologically against socialism, feel free to NOT take any assistance from the various Coronavirus Bailout packages; and presumably you'll be covering your medical costs if you get sick, rather than taking any of the financial assistance that will be distributed.

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Very straightforward explanation https://t.co/aiVEkYOo9d

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

#InappropriateBusinessNames - Brown Cloud Plumbing

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

https://t.co/0rqzzM9D34

[Jonathan Schniglesworth @definitelysegal]

Moo. https://t.co/7MxNGPpUAA