Luc Delacroix

I tweet like someone who believes they'd crush it on SNL.

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I'm not a furry, but I know sexy when I see it. #furry #furryfandom #digitalart

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Gawtdamn, AI. I see you. #AI #AIart️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ #LolaBunny

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@hot_cocoa_girl Let's run the math.

A single box of Trojans: $10 - $12

A single child from conception - 18 years old: $440K - $485K

YEAH! A single use condom. Really.

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If all ten of the worst states have the same political flavor, maybe it's time to stop asking, "Why are people leaving?" and start asking, "What the hell are we doing?"

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The Top 10 worst states to live in for 2026, according to CNBC:

1. Tennessee
2. Texas
3. Indiana
4. Louisiana
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Missouri
8. Alabama
9. Oklahoma
10. Arkansas

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@darrkswouls @BellularGaming And that about covers it.

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@JPN_PMO I am so sorry for his comments, Madam Prime Minister.

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@j00ny369T Yeah, it really did. Now I'm educated on the names of the house I can't afford.

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@PopCrave Just fucking die already.

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Erika Kirk winning the first-ever Charlie Kirk legacy award is like masturbating to your reflection in a mirror and claiming to be the best sex you ever had.

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Tiffy time is over...

It's That Bitch's time!

Congrats, Jade Cargill. You are exactly where you're meant to be. #SNME

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The only thing this #Fortnite x #TheSimpsons crossover has shown me is that there's no excuse as to why we can't have a HIT & RUN sequel.

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Bro should use ChatGPT to finish Winds of Winter.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement

• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright

• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied

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@anon_opin Probably thinks this is antifa.

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@Tigfore Yes, a real Shrödinger's Doctor Who.

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@DiscussingFilm Wait! Whoa! Hold up...

Are you telling me Disney actually has the ability to pull out of shit that they are, in fact, fucking to death?

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

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Whenever a new console or handheld comes out, my dad always says, "Give it a minute." and I'm so glad I chose to wait on the #XBoxAlly.

This is manipulation and false advertising.

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Don't take a shot of whiskey every time Mike Johnson uses the word 'transparency'. You'll end up with alcohol poisoning.

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@DiscussingFilm So... so... so... so many notes, but I'm going to start with a question.

WTF am I looking at? Is that suppose to be the DD for Daredevil, or am looking at vertical eyes and a mouth?

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I'm going to open a Chinese restaurant and call it We Will Wok You.