Derek

If I hadn't made me, I would have been made somehow. If I hadn't assembled myself I'd have fallen apart by now.

[Derek @dehesser]

@Senpai6ixgawd @AlecStapleton3 I'll buy the depends

[Derek @dehesser]

@doctorxavier13 @AlecStapleton3 @Senpai6ixgawd @stsierecki @Dwayne_TheRockJ

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

Talked with a pro-life guy who doesn’t want the government “forcing people to do things against their choice.”

[Derek @dehesser]

@Dwayne_TheRockJ So many good ones. Congress trying to place blame on the exceedingly high number of shootings

[Derek @dehesser]

@Dwayne_TheRockJ "I DON'T KNOW THAT, DO I?!?!?"

[Derek @dehesser]

@doctorxavier13 @Dwayne_TheRockJ @AlecStapleton3 @Senpai6ixgawd

[Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystantoniv]

ITS HAPPENING

You asked for it. You get it. My teammates @Flash_Garrett and Wyatt Teller will be playing D&D with me and @Brandon_The_Dm on May 26 at @tabletopcleve for @RedNoseDayUSA

Tickets come out TODAY at 5 PM and there are only 100 available! Make sure you set a reminder!

[Derek @dehesser]

@Coheed @DGDtheband @dearmothica @doctorxavier13 @AlecStapleton3 @Dwayne_TheRockJ @stsierecki @Senpai6ixgawd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man With ‘Family’ Tattooed Across Chest Forbidden To Come Within 500 Feet Of His Wife https://t.co/iSJVN6CGmR

[Derek @dehesser]

@Dwayne_TheRockJ Best fortune I ever got read "about time I got out of that cookie"

[Derek @dehesser]

@ImperialHal @AlecStapleton3 @doctorxavier13 when Alec is late for trials or warzone

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

retweet if ya want it 🤟

#ProBowlVote + @darealmike_dub

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Army Receives 15-Yard Penalty For Drone-Striking The Kicker https://t.co/NtBP6aLrw0

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

RETWEET if ya want it!

#ProBowlVote + @Keenan13Allen

[Derek @dehesser]

@allieomara03 Show me funny stuff now

[Derek @dehesser]

@AlecStapleton3 @engineers_feed These questions are fucking stupid. They're only about some dumb sneaky way to make people perceive the equation differently so they argue about it.

[Derek @dehesser]

@AlecStapleton3 @Senpai6ixgawd That is @Senpai6ixgawd without a doubt. Toss that bed in a closet and there's no difference.

[Derek @dehesser]

@AlecStapleton3 @Dwayne_TheRockJ @stsierecki @doctorxavier13 @ I found homie

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

sorry

[Derek @dehesser]

@AlecStapleton3

[PedroPCMR @PedroPCMR]

I'm in this picture and I feel attacked

[Derek @dehesser]

@Dwayne_TheRockJ He's been dead since he left the hospital the first time and his husk just had some leftover magic still oozing out

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

herbie’s hooking it up 👀

RETWEET IF YOU WANT IT!

#PepsiROY + Justin Herbert