I keep a stash of abandoned umbrellas in the shop in case a customer needs to borrow one.
A lady just returned one saying, "I wondered why I was getting funny looks."
If anyone needs me, I've emigrated 🙈
@GovParsonMO #SaveMarcellus The public, the victim’s family and the St Louis county prosecuting attorney’s office don't want this execution. The death penalty kills innocent people. https://t.co/fUmtnu0aSD
@Parisbob2001 Cheers Robert! Ironically I seem to remember being a Deirdre at UUC was liberating, no longer the only one in the school, not even the only one in the room, everyone could spell my name, everyone could pronounce it, and no one thought it was a joke. Or maybe they did?
1970s #DoctorWho 'Colony in Space' finds colonists on an alien world. The strange maps on the walls are actually of Inverclyde, and the Ayrshire coastline from Ardrossan to Troon.
BBC Art Dept: "It's Scotland, no-one will recognise it."
@E4Tweets Really handy you posted this. I was coming on here to ask if you'll be showing S8 of Modern Family. I have been checking for a few months and it only ever seems available on Disney while all other series have been on E4 at some point.
Maybe, instead of National Service for 18 year olds they should introduce national service for MPs.
They all have to do several weeks volunteering in a school, GP, hospital, care home, social care and police within their first 12 months in office.
One of the great achievements of the last 20 years is to prevent children from getting hold of free books. We did this by closing hundreds of libraries and sacking thousands of librarians.