Andrew Deitsch

Striving daily to embarrass my children.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@jonlovett

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

As a 52yo bibliophile I can honestly say I have only, ever, thrown 1 book in the trash… Hillbilly Elegy. Proud to say I was ahead of the curve…pitched it a year ago.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@nolahaynes_ Well this Catholic did.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@DougMasson Make America adentulous again. With a side of goiter.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

I know many of my friends are Republican. I try not to write them off as uncaring, xenophobic, cruel people. It is getting harder and harder to afford them that grace. What can they be thinking?

[Lis Deitsch @DeitschLis]

This!!

[Théo Quintard @TheoQuintard]

🎥 Gregg Popovich spoke at length about the American elections between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Full answer 👇

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

When asked how fascism starts, Bertrand Russell replied: "First they fascinate the fools. Then they muzzle the intelligent."

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@HorsemenPod 3

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@TheOGc1 Seems to be a common theme.

[Lis Deitsch @DeitschLis]

I do not need this man to fix me. I’m not broken.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@ddiamond @washingtonpost @isaacstanbecker As a family physician, vaping in teenagers is the bane of my existence. I ask every HS student I see “What %of your student body vapes?” The usual response? 70%. Horrible. What a surprise that the orange clown wants to protect it.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dear Trump supporters, this is what you are teaching your children to think is presidential. 😳

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@StephenKing If a child is reading it’s a win. Regardless of the material.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@TheOGc1 South dining hall. I was a Junior when they filmed the movie. Rudy was a pariah as was Sean Astin when he played him. Go ☘️

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@herecometheiris More than the Roman Empire. And I’m currently reading a book on the Roman Empire.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Republicans, you’ve got to be so embarrassed that this guy is your candidate.

[Andrew Deitsch @deitsch_andrew]

@LeBatardShow Why do you think they lisp?

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

According to Twitter, Trump staged a fake assassination attempt to win an election he thinks he’s winning, or Biden brilliantly masterminded this plot to distract from his cognitive decline

There’s no other logical explanation

I mean…

Except for the 393 million guns in the US