My little brother just frantically came running into my room asking what was wrong because he heard me screaming at myself in the mirror because i just want to be thick
pros about my crush:
-he’s bigger than me
-taller than me
-and he’s older than me
-and stronger than me
-and his arms are a little bit longer than me
cons about my crush:
-he ain’t on a JB song with me 😩😩😩
In church this morning I looked around & like every Sunday their were only older adults & I thought why is this. When we get older we think we have no more life to live & our end is soon but people my age think they have forever to make right with the Lord which isn’t always true
@realDonaldTrump@JesseBWatters Lol. you’re spending more time on twitter than you are actually getting this wall built. How does that work mr. President?
THE DEATH RATE OF THE YEMENIS SURPASS THE HOLOCAUST. THIS IS THE WORST HUMANITARIAN CRISES IN THE WORLD CAUSED BY SAUDI BACKED BY THE US. CHILDREN ARE DYING. PLZ RAISE YOUR VOICES, DONATE TO ISLAMIC RELEIF OR ANY OTHER AID CAUSES. FORCE A CONVERSATION
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod
Just wanted to let everyone know that for New Years I will not be changing how much of a bitch I am. Alsooooo I won’t be taking shit from anyone. But I guess that’s not new either so this tweet was pointless. Carry on with your life now. ✌🏼