Delaney

[Chris Murphy @christress]

once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes a really hot girl has to take a nap in the middle of the day because she is tuckered out. many do not know this!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Céline Dion was not included on Rolling Stone’s 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list.

[meg 🩵 @thegetawaymeg]

what is joe biden’s plan to lock up john mayer

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week

[abby @intrntfool]

i’m a hater first and a lady second

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

[Rep. Shontel Brown @RepShontelBrown]

Let me get this straight:

The Supreme Court says states cannot decide how to regulate guns—yet only the states can decide how to regulate a woman’s body.

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

alice and rosalie twilight reunion 🥺

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze_bombSHEL]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[Delaney @del4prez]

@lydorito I loved that book so much

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

she spoke the truth

[lydo lydo bonito @lydorito]

if i could stop thinking about myself for one second i could probably bend space and time

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

so maybe u lost ur mind a little bit ..That’s okay!!!! It’s a new morning put on a little skirt and drink a glass of water and pretend it never happened

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.