D E L

if I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time?

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this day is entirely run by hatred. eagles crushing that team out of spite. now kendrick halftime.

being a hater rules

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

He went through my phone and all he found was me low ballin people on marketplace.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

“are u okay??” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

“It’s spicy, you won’t like it”

-Me when people ask what I’m thinking

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

time to cleanse the timeline again

[Kristen @Kica333]

I need one of those naps where you don’t know what day it is anymore when you wake up.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Things I am no longer interested in:
-people
-places
-things

[still. @_vicdagoat]

not to be dramatic but if anyone hurts me this year they are going to die.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

DIVA ALERT AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s barefoot contessa 2025, baby. we’re buying flowers so the house looks beautiful. we’re baking chocolate peanut-butter cupcakes just because. we’re having fabulous dinner parties to celebrate our friends’ successes. we’re having dessert after lunch, & then again after dinner!

[chris @tophlo]

who the fuck is letting dorinda medley give the sunday sermon and should we be giving them a raise?

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

the magic school bus could be in one of our bloodstreams rn and we’d never know it.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian & Macaulay Culkin in new photo.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

every day is Thanksgiving so I say Thank You every day

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this was my Gladiator