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@Outdoctrination Also fucks your liver with potential to kill you if you mix it with alcohol

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@MarioNawfal Bambi heard 'Jump around' the first time

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@MrAjdukovic Karen

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Ferrari Luce is Fiat Coupe but much worse.

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@dylandog68 Done, thanks for suggestions!

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https://t.co/EQv0P4wY1O showed what was wrong with PHP.

haPHPiness shows what's right.

67 features from PHP 5.4 → 8.5 that genuinely make developers happy. Code examples, version info, the works.

https://t.co/Ukmn4vHGvh

#PHP #phpc

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@dylandog68 Thanks for the feedback, will add a frameworks section! I'll try to not biased though, spent many years in Kohana and Symfony😄

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cc @freekmurze @brendt_gd @christophrumpel — would love your thoughts

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Plus the numbers: 77% web market share, 5.2M active devs, Composer/Packagist ecosystem with 400K+ packages.

Modern PHP is genuinely good. This is the reference to prove it.

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@vaidyaparampara Bro talking about it literally looks like he's low on iodine.

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@josh_uglyasf Saw the vase, I AM FREE

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Doing analysis on CDJ 3000: Looks like @PioneerDJglobal originally named it "XDJ RR3".

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Created a Beatport PHP API client that allows both internal and external API access and has a scraping client. Open for comments and suggestions: https://t.co/1KeyEY6Vkt

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Reverse engineered Pioneer CDJ 2000 firmware for fun. Found zero encryption, zero signatures, zero secure boot. Built open-source patchers for 3 models and decompiled 8,600+ (NXS2, mostly) functions: https://t.co/6Q3jQVwXkw

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@thegreenbereta @BTC_for_Freedom 64/1 < 69

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I love the subtle foreshadowing

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

The best gift you can give your child isn’t more toys.
Not a bigger house.
Not even the best school.

It’s a sibling.

Someone who comes from the same place you do.
Someone who remembers the same kitchen smells, the same family stories, the same hard days when things weren’t easy.

One day, when parents are no longer around, siblings are still there.
They carry the memories.
They remember your childhood with you.
They know who you were before the world got to you.

A sibling teaches things no book ever will.
How to share without being asked.
How to forgive and move on.
How to stand up for someone just because they’re yours.

In a world that pushes people to be “independent” and alone, siblings quietly save children from loneliness.
They fight. They compete. They drift apart at times.
But when life hits hard, they almost always find their way back to each other.

Money comes and goes.
Status fades.
Friends change with time.

But a sibling stays.
Messy. Imperfect. Real.
And deeply precious.

Give your child a brother or a sister.
You’re not splitting love.
You’re giving them more of it.

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@men_are_human It's ours to put it up, yours to put it down. Equality.

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This would never happen at Intentional College

[Epoch Health @epochhealth]

Michael Hill at Occidental College accidentally used too little current in his experiment—and stumbled upon a discovery that might replace LASIK with a gentler treatment that reshapes corneas without ever cutting the eye.

The discovery may offer hope for the millions of people living with poor vision who want an alternative to glasses and contact lenses but are wary of LASIK’s risks.

While laser eye surgery is generally successful, it involves cutting into the eye and can cause complications including dry eyes, vision problems, and in rare cases, severe side effects.