delaney :)

meow

[delaney :) @delamities]

obsessed with these beasts

[🦕 thegaminghyena 🦖 (🦣 #NewPleistocene arc 🦥) @crocutamatata]

Fren acquired

[kate 🥅 @pwhlsapphics]

my new “at least i’m not doing coke” is “at least i’m not into sports betting”

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:

[delaney :) @delamities]

i know it’s pride month but being gay doesn’t make you infallible

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

fuck it if the knicks win were letting everyone out

[alex @vaudevillehook]

HE SURE FUCKING DID

[delaney :) @delamities]

drunk wingstop at midnight is not for the faint of heart

[ImmortalGuyonTwit @DaImmortalGuy]

If I was Batman I'd be fine with throwing joker back in bars every week but Condiment King gotta die I cannot sanction that buffoonery

[delaney :) @delamities]

i swear i am cursed to spend 9 hours in chicago at every layover

[delaney :) @delamities]

this is the work of the devil genuinely

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has authorized the use of cyanide bombs to kill off animals on public lands.

[delaney :) @delamities]

someone allegedly hitting a vape while the no smoking announcement blares across the intercom

[delaney :) @delamities]

@clockyredhead it’s not. it makes baltimore washington look like a pristine utopia

[delaney :) @delamities]

first genuinely spicy mexican food i’ve had since moving to rochester and it’s in the washington dulles airport

[delaney :) @delamities]

@clockyredhead VERY rare

[delaney :) @delamities]

@jleblancdear @KylePlantEmoji stalactites hold tight (tite) to the ceiling
stalagmites might (mite) grow tall some day

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[delaney :) @delamities]

fav coworker says we’re not friends i gotta quit

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[delaney :) @delamities]

i am beyond devastated this is one of my worst days ever

[delaney :) @delamities]

warning: sad

just saw an american woodcock (the bird i was most excited to see ever) slam into the window at the coffee shop i was in

[delaney :) @delamities]

unfortunately i don’t think it make it but i moved it to a sunny patch of grass under a shrub so it didn’t have to pass on cold concrete